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And I thought that she was going to be really disappointed in me.
Now, Jen, what are your thoughts about all of this?
We're both just doing whatever it takes to win, right?
Am I dead?
Tom Haverford from the Knope campaign.
to get Ann off of our backs.
I'll be fine.
worth way more than 10 grand.
Okay, that's permanent marker.
and you've come here to "pie" him.
Wha-- I'm on it. I'll go. I'm going.
A man is dead.
I'm going to say everyone.
Which is you all pressed up on some chick with huge cans.
The campaign is over, and you finished.
I feel like he's dying all over again.
There you go.
play-- by a pie.
Where I come from, a man's word is sacred.
but right now, I need you to get me
Okay, fine.
Please.
because we need to be respectful of all dead people.
Leslie Knope. Will you come up here?
Your mom and my dad are both dicks.
on a bus with your face on it.
and then you get hit.
Ms. Knope, I have a follow-up
see where it takes me.
Do we call somebody?
You know, there are 30 bedrooms in this house.
But that man is 98 years old, and he's an awful man.