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I guess I forgive you. Only because, apparently, I'm a genius.
The problem for Owen on this fine Saturday afternoon
Whoa. Slow down, tiger.
Bitsy's got some news to share
-But we're too young for mortgages. -I know.
That's my mom. That's kind of our family chess chant.
-I don't believe you. -No, you are. This is how I talk.
Of these squirrels who live in the park
In the park outside of our home Our home
which I am the executor of.
Playing with your ponies While your daddy pays the tab
-A mom -A dad
You're really good. Like, way better than I was at your age.
And you, little missy With your money grab
What if I physically picked you up and carried you home? Oh, where you going?
-Thank you. Thank you very much. -What's in the backpack?
So pathetic. Also, what's happening here?
A "hell yeah" on a scale of one to ten
That's where you'll find your first talisman."
Huh? What? Oh, right. You're the one with the kites. Depressing.
I'll try to think of some weird, scary thing to scream when I win.
Okay. Okay. Maybe we should.
Looking great, you withered old grape.
-Well, that's just mean. -So is this.