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...to an actual home-wrecker.
Yeah. I got it all under control.
You're just saying sounds. Those are sounds.
I think this is the part...
I fake rocked your world.
...and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint.
My apologies to Mark Twain.
So here we go.
Let's just face it, there is no such thing as a sexy George.
- Whatever. - Deal, then.
...so you'll come out of this much better than I did.
Should've seen that one coming.
- Thanks, Olive. - Sure, Todd.
- Cool. All right. Well... - Cool.
- T? Let us think. T, T, T. - T. All right, T. Yeah, T.
So I'm gonna break it down for you. I'm gonna throw some rhymes.
...with documenting your every thought...
Plus I really wanted my own awesome musical number...
There,there!
You said something, so I came back.
I guessed.
...paying me to lie for you...
I went to everyone I'd helped and begged them to say it wasn't true.
Saga Of The Nine Worlds The Tribal Leader
Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Preferably one with a really awesome musical number...
Who would you believe? Who?
That's not gonna make people think you're straight.
I'm sorry, but we have to go.
And, boy, did my terminological inexactitude accelerate with velocity.
I don't want people to know I didn't go to second base with you.
Yeah. I'm... See? I'm the guidance counselor.
...being of sound mind, and below-average breast size...
His choice. His? His?
Truthfully, and I'll deny it if you say anything...
Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist.
I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me.
You look really beautiful.
Do me a favor, though. Just talk to her.
Even I had trouble with him.
Don't worry, I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.
- All right, bye. - Yeah. Bye.
...but this is today and it sucks.
...although we were kind of hoping you'd get knocked up...
That's the one thing that trumps religion: Capitalism.
Brandon, just a couple hours ago you told me you were Kinsey Six gay.
Hey! Go, Woodchucks!
Evidence.
...for no apparent reason.
...and then he skipped town with some big, hulking black guy.
THAT BITCH!
I'm sorry, what did you say your name was?
Now, if you're sent to me one more time...
What do You Want I want to get qualified
I wanna be in detention.
I was thinking about getting a hot-air balloon, you know...
Nothing.
No, he told me the truth.
...this brings us to part four.
Thank you for coming in.
- ...Hawthorne wrote about. - You are one of the few that read it.
I don't wanna kiss you with mascara running down my face...
So Marianne spread the rumor.
I have to call you back. Okay. Bye-bye.
He got a Coke Zero again? Incorrigible
Yeah, why are you here?
I don't know what it is about Nina.
- Right. - Why, what were you thinking?
Okay.
With an incontrovertible sense of humor.
...but I just, I don't think
- It doesn't really smell that bad. - Oh, yeah. Yes, God!
I think you're taking your reading assignment a little bit too seriously.
Give it up for your Blue Devils!
If I open up to you, do you promise this stays in confidence?
Well, I was really hoping to get an A. Get it?
When you think about what happened on the weekend
Go get your chocolate milk.
Well, well, let's just say I'll be walking funny tomorrow.
She just smacked the bejesus out of me.
Yeah.
Is that Olive with Brandon?
So if you're still with me, and I'm hoping that most of you are...
- Are you threatening me? - I'll give you 100 bucks.