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Well, be careful, all right?
You know what else you're not supposed to do, is sleep with them.
Call Micah.
"His parents are going through a divorce."
...that we will remain pure and chaste until marriage.
- So you heard any word from George? - Nope.
Okay. Don't get me wrong because I love it...
I got a B-plus on my spelling test today.
Give them hell.
...or The Bucket List. Huge hit.
I guess that's still better than getting it on with some old dude.
And don't worry about not making us grandparents...
So I lied and told her I couldn't go...
When your friend asks you "Why read the book when I can watch the movie?"
Right below our feet, right above the Orient. It's there.
- This guy, he's gay, no? - I think he's gay.
...if I was dressed up as a ten-story building?
- Just fashion-wise and stuff. - Off you go.
You are on crack. All right? And not the good kind.
And you're a jealous virgin.
Screw them. They've had enough of you. Figuratively speaking.
- We need to pray for her. - Amen.
What? Oh, my God. Who told you?
...sort of, you know, just chat about what's going on.
No, you haven't. No, you haven't.
- This is interesting. - Patchouli burger.
Who am I? What does it all mean? Why am I here? Blah.
Jacket off. Come on.
Just do what I did and make someone up.
You're pissing me off more than usual.
A dyed-in-the-wool homosexual, that boy is.
...I showed him mine, but he did not show me his.
So now everyone that knows the truth is either gone or they won't fess up.
I want a $100 gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow.
I'm sorry, I must have the wrong address.
It was a quick rehearsal. I only had one line.
I can't decide if you're a genius or a lunatic.
Yes, sir.
- You're a real gentleman. - No.
if God wanted him to graduate, God would've given him the right answers. (hahshsh di n pala ako agnostic)
Give it up for the Woodchucks!
So they got Rhiannon.
...be guilty of adultery.
There were a lot of people walking past. Someone could've easily seen.
And it's important to remember it's not your fault.
Noun. It's definitely slang. Think British.
So Brandy Carter was telling Vanessa Hodges...
And if theres
- Good. - I think so.
So here it is. Part one.
...and nothing but the truth. Starting now.
Whatever 200 bucks gets me.
How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others...
...the things that people have been saying I've been doing...
Because if you eat just a little bit too much...
I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex.
I can't, because I have a date with the guy I like and the rest of the school.
- You think I'm cool? - I do.
For governors or athletes.
but this girl is defiant to any type of help.
I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window.
Okay, door's right over there. Keep going.
What? What do you want? What do you want?
And here's how I really spent the weekend.
Not my best line, but it was provocative enough...
Those kind, but they were, like, sexy Glade candles.
Really? Do you wanna go out with me?
Did you form this opinion prior to my little transformation?
She asked me to come camping with her family...
True, but you said I should pretend to be straight, so...
- Stop. No, no. - What?
- Hey, Anson. - Hey.
- Mom. - Sorry, I got around.
I had one outfit left and I figured about 30 seconds to do it.
What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?
How do you know where I live?
I read him originally when I was 5, but I struggled.
Where are you from originally?
I mean, who knows?
...or the president of the Americas!
- Absolutely not. - Think about it. Think about it.
...about how things are gonna be different one day...
Is that what people are saying happened?
He seemed a little incredibly gay.
Why can't we watch a movie for kids? You always get to pick.
...at the stupid foreign movie theater.
Now Marianne had a new cause celebre.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air...
The next day, things took a turn for the scandalous...
How did you know I love this song?
I didn't realize this was a...
He's dressed like a lobster.
What we have to realize...
But stripper, nonetheless.
Just in case you don't shop at Target. Then you can go screw yourself.
- Shit, shit, shit. - What? What's wrong?