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Well, but you're perpetuating it. That's really messed up.
Moan, you know? Like, sex noises.
When did teachers become privy to idle adolescent gossip?
Clever wordplay. I like it. You must be related to me.
- Rhi. - Now, bitch.
Yeah. Listen, I'm not the one that you have to answer to...
Are you going to Melody Bostic's party?
Brandon.
- ...your teeth will bleed. - Can you do it in front of everyone?
You're not even a real slut. You just want people to think you are.
...and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station.
Well, let’s just say I’ll be walking funny tomorrow!
If you use a word like this again in my school, it'll be your last. Understand?
Sorry you said it or sorry you got caught?
- Yeah. - Yes, you were upstairs.
Like a twig, you know, or a branch, or a contact, or something.
I bought my air compressor there.
- I like the pants. - Thank you. They're Costco.
Olive, do we need to have the talk again?
Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you?
We haven't slept together in months.
Wait, wait. I can pay you.
Why are you doing this?
Yeah. You pick Family Member of the Week.
Not now I don't, shit-dick.
So, what did we do on this date?
...which has happened.
- Piss off. - Come here, you punk.
And secondly, let's play the Who Would You Believe game, okay?
Rhiannon, Olive, go hit the books. They don't hit back.
I thought I should look into what they were running around thumping about.
...by telling my side of the story.
I didn't until I was 14. Nor did Olive.
I also heard he gave you crabs.
Yeah, Mrs. Griffith was pure evil, but I still shouldn't have done what I did.
...would be a colossal understatement.
Well, well, let's just say I'll be walking funny tomorrow
Fine, I'd be the dirtiest skank they'd ever seen.
I'd helped him, and even though it would destroy his new reputation...
Hi. Is there an Olive here?
Ninety dollars from Panda Express so Ryan Dukes could tell people...
Okay.
God, you are pathetic.
- Don't stop. - I'm not gonna stop.
Goddamn. Shit, goddamn.
but make sure it's the original...
I'm sorry.
Olive, sweetie.
Why does that matter? I'm adopted.
Me neither. My cousin's getting married. It's a rehearsal dinner.
Wait. Why are you even being so nice to me?
I could help, maybe.
I could do this thing. I could go... I mean, my leg all the way...
Yes!
- Good night, Olive. - Good night, Lobster Todd.
What's your problem?
...and I thought it was okay
But mostly because her parents are the weirdest people I have ever met...
You should know that my marriage is not great.
Lordy, I hope there are tapes
- Watch your mouth. - Sorry.
Chris Miller, big spender that he is...
So, what we're all gonna take away from this:
Don't act like you don't know what people are saying about me.
...remember to cross Watch The Bucket List off our bucket list.
Roman is having an okay day... and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof.
That was...
that can't pass any test he takes at all?
...so I think we should just put this conversation to bed.
Although, after all the trouble I caused...
- I don't know what any of that means. - That's because you're a virgin.
But that doesn't mean she's not my best friend.
No judgment. All god’s children.
- Here you go. - I really don't need those.
Tell me.
Guys.
It'll have to be a public event.
- Yeah. Bye. - See you at the salt mines.
The Bucket List, The Bucket List.
- A boy? - A boy.
You are repugnant.
I might be wrong...
- Am I talking too much? - No.
because it wasn't real, you know?
It was normal. You know? Nothing freaky.
Tallywhacker? Termagant?
...but I always thought pretending to lose my virginity...
I had a similar situation when I was your age.
I'm gonna tell everyone that it's me. Okay? I'll just... I'll lose my job.
...when all I wanted was a kiss from this guy I had always had a crush on.
A lady's choice and a gentleman's agreement.
...the Fake School Slut.
But I see no other alternative than to just live with the guilt.
Whatever. This isn't about me, this is about you.
How about that?
- It's not true. - It wasn't the left tit?
...you know, make sure you're ready to live with the consequences.
...if you know what I mean.
Yes. Yes.
Public health
Because at least you're being thought of.
Olive, hey. Let me drive you home.
What's going on?
...but a lot of people hate me now.
...of how I lost my virginity to a guy at a community college.
Well, then you've gotta do everything you can to blend in...
Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.
And, you know, there was this amazing girl who lied for him.
...swear to tell the truth, the whole truth...
That was a joke.
...if we run out of things to talk about.
Make me a promise.
Is everything all right? It sounds like you're having sex in here...
I actually didn't wanna lie that time.
Welcome. This is where the magic happens.
Maybe it was because I was wearing clothes that were two sizes too small.
You can have them when you get taller.
What? Everyone called you a slut?
Never mind.
Marianne Bryant is the secretary of the student council...