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- Oh! - Hey, guys.
and I'm probably gonna marry Scott Wolf.
Yeah. O-Or I can just sit in the corner and watch.
You don't want them to know you.
I just sold two ounces of Compton Endo.
- O-Okay. - All right.
Wait a minute. Wait. You guys want to buy a roller rink?
and just, like, saving the quarters and shit,
two, three... Whoa. Dropped one.
Oh, no, I mean, I just got it now.
My friends and I are working on sort of a farewell routine.
you're probably never gonna see that guy again
[PANTING]
at some point, you know what I mean?
Let me get five.
- Oh, I'd love a soda. - I'd love a soda.
I know. The thing is, my friends,
like, if I tighten up these nuts, it's gonna...
Hey. Stop it! Get off me, bitch!
- so you can't tell I'm on skates. - What? No.
Well, okay, well, how much do you have total?
Uh, it was a little fast, but she was hot. [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS] - Hey, can I talk to you guys
Equal just doesn't totally make sense.
Um, so I'm gonna need 40, uh,
Cool? Charlie, in 20 years,
[STAMMERS] And definitely not with each other.
Smokey! Filing a damage report here, boss.
You're still wearing the same sweatshirt.
- Yeah, that's not gonna look cool, right? - Okay, fine. Yeah.
I definitely see myself running this place one day.
- Yeah. All right. Let's go, sis. - Come on, Dee!
Well, yeah, you know, they do have sandwiches.
I-I hate to rain on your drug-dealing parade, but, um,
Like, check it out.
But that said, I mean, you know, it's got potential.
Mark my words,
I don't understand any of this!
Okay. Five. One,
Uh, we only carry, like, women's up to, like,
So, actions do have consequences. You know?
Oh, she sounds tough.
if you want, you can sit in the corner and watch.
- You can't get shot. - CHARLIE: With their gun!
Paddy's, huh?
I have more saved up. [CHUCKLES]
Dee's nuts.
Briana, no more gum.