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I'm so sorry. But-but in all seriousness,
so I just figured if I make myself slower, everyone's happy.
I'm making mad Benjamins, son.
- They're-they're starting the dance. - All right, here we go.
- No, it's terrible. - It's pretty bad. - We'll change it.
- Yeah. - I totally forgot.
That's how it's done.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
Sorry. It's three, four, five.
- Holy shit, man. - Oh, that's-that's-that's...
I've saved up, like, $57,000.
Lot of good people are gonna lose their jobs.
- for an equal partnership with us. - Yes.
if you know what I'm saying? [CHUCKLES]
"I got five on it."
Aw, man. Thanks, you guys.
DENNIS: Oh, yeah.
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Like, what's he actually do?
I-I got four grand right here.
nobody will ever use email.
They're your nuts, so I said, "Dee's nuts." Like...
Yeah, well, all right,
Put a name to the face 'cause customer service is important.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I feel that.
It was a joke. That's why she was...
- Of course we could, dude. - Like, the most
- [PHONE RINGING] - Oh, is that my beeper?
about the, uh, percentage shares of the bar for a second?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
No, no, there's no b... there's no bullets.
- [SIGHS] - Evening.
- You're out of your mind. - No, she's out of her mind.
You can't get killed 'cause there's not...
Hey. Hey, guys. Why the long faces?
Yeah, I'm fine, you small-haired cunt.