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All right, look.
No, don't show me that. I don't want to see those little faces.
- I thought you said his name was Jacob. - Really?
No, no, no.
Thank you.
Oh, is that that boy Jacob?
- I'm the bad guy. Watch this. - Bye.
- Trying to make up... - This is it?
- I've worked harder than you've ever... - Yeah, I know, you're a badass.
Did it come in a big box?
I just thought 'cause of the gay guys' conceiving joke that we were...
- God, can you blame her? - Well, but listen.
- Dude, it walks and talks. - This could be my helmet!
- Did Lizzy tell you that? - Oh, come on, Ellie.
Thank you so much! He didn't do any of that.
- Rather than what, Jan? Just spit it out. - Hell, I'll say it.
so, yeah, she's pretty much a nonissue.
That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax?
I can tell.
Everybody knows you can't have people over when you're grounded.
Took a lot to convince her to accept placement in an adoptive home.
- It wasn't a look. - I think we just started some trouble.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really looks like you've got it.
- Excuse me. Sorry. So sorry. Occupied. - Hey! Sorry.
I know, I know, but she kind of... She looks okay.
- What happened? - He's got a nail in his foot.
When I was growing up, a lot of people thought I was damaged goods too.
- It's so warm. - Hey, put the pizza down.
- You're done! - Done!
- No, she doesn't like it when you... - Come here!
- Let's go, guys. - Let's go.
I would be thankful to know why you all have a problem with this.
I have a...
Lizzy, can we go home now?
I'm Pete.
Sweetie, good night. I love you.
Hey, kids, dinner!
Yeah. The other two are jackassing around out back.
- Uh-huh. - Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks!
That is right.
by the authority vested in me by the state of California,
and it's like the saddest thing I've ever seen.
- Is this funny, Kit? - I think we're all enjoying this a little bit, Pete.
Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home
In your heart of hearts,
So I'm pretty sure the multiplex is a comparatively safe environment.
- Let's not call her bad names. - Don't tell me how to treat my kid!
- Don't freak out about it. - No! Why would I freak out about it?
Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever!
Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have kids now, aren't you?
We tried to take it, but his birth mother gave it to him,
I got on Lizzy just last night when she wouldn't clean up after dinner!
They find this kid in a state of disrepair,
Hands, hands, hands. Thank you.
Your kids.
We're having a baby. We are having a baby.
"Lizzy, it's okay to be angry.
God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom!
You're doing such a good job, buddy. We're right here.
Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.
I'm thankful for my beautiful grandchildren,
- What I was gonna say... - Before I told it like it is?
- That's right. - We're gonna be at every soccer game.
The kid carrying her whole life in a Hefty bag.
You killed my dad!
- Come here. - Hey, I'm right here.
- Would you like to take a picture with the judge? - Yeah, sure. Thank you.
The system is overloaded, okay?
Will you just trust me? Come on.
Well, guess what.
But it's difficult work.
Karen is not advocating vandalism in the workplace.
Now.
And right now I kind of envy them. But I know you guys love me.
The same way you got fired from your last three jobs.
- Huh? - Christmas!
- They're here. - I love you.
Mom!
I love the big rides. You want to go on the...
Oh, come here.
Just FYI, we can all hear you.
Where's the court statement Ellie gave you?
- Whoo! - There we go. Yes!
Yeah. Just let me know if it pulls, okay?
- I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. - Okay, fine. I'm sorry.
to make you feel good about yourself.
Wait. Wait! Wait! Wait.
But we all need to keep in mind that until the kids are adopted,
I hate it.
Miss Viara.
Pete, Ellie, I understand your frustration.
You like that?
Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once instead of being the bad guy.
Hey. I've got a car seat for Lita if you don't have one.
Ho-ho! Double shot!
You remember I told you we weren't special enough for this?
or cry to when my first boyfriend dumped me for Missy Howard.
What? No, you don't. You don't even know me.
Yeah... Whoa! Oh!
- It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife.
Come on.
You know, family court is important...
Just stay there, Juan.
You can't wear sneakers. We gotta look good today.
- I knew before we got married, okay? - That's the point.
Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.
and turn it into a crazy life decision.
Good night!
Ha-ha-ha.
why
Oh.
Um, w-we'd have to...
these days mean a great deal to all of us.
Nice! Nice. And we hear you that you're frustrated with the chart.
There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine right there in the break room.
And why are you bringing two girls little by little just for the first time, anyway?
in the middle of the night when we're asleep."
What?
Pete, you'd said you'd say something to her next time she acts all bitchy.
This isn't...