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… but we deliver the finest ladies in southern Ohio.
Larry, I plead with you not to do this.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Stapleton.
Opinions are like assholes: Everybody's got one.
… when you're— When that centimetre's up.
… who has told people not to buy it …
You look like shit.
That was just a bang-up job you did.
Larry, that's beautiful.
This is Jackson. We got shots fired in front of the courthouse.
- God will punish the sinner! - God will punish the sinner!
… because very recently, I saw a political cartoon …
On your knees!
Oh, my God. First pussy.
I mean, hey, you're famous, right?
… it means the right to tell people what they don't wanna hear.
You know, I was especially proud of that.
But he is guilty of inflicting emotional distress.
My point is, they will never pick you …
How about this month we do Anita Bryant?
- If you get on that plane, I quit. - Alan, don't be so melodramatic.
Where did you come upon the newsletter?
He's gonna be thrilled about this, really.
I wish he'd have killed me. I do.
So really, what you're telling me …
… meaningful.
Mr. Flynt, I don't want to step on your toes …
You know, sometimes …
I'm here with the eminently reasonable district attorney of the state of Georgia.
Nora?
Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and …
It don't matter. It's like when people slow down at a car crash to peek.
… and you can fuck, and I'm in this chair!
… I'm gonna keep Mr. Flynt under a tight leash.
No, he's got that hat, like a funnel. You know, he's got that funnel hat.
He thought you and I would hit it off.
… was spotted at a newsstand buying a copy of the infamous Jackie O issue.
I like that I have that right. I care about it.
Thank you, honey.
Taped this on. This is not real.
Look, there it is, the first Hustler newsletter.
Everybody knows I've been a historical buff about first ladies for a long time.
TinyElvis
Well, that would be tomorrow morning, then.
No.
- Wait, wait. Who hired you? - Your wife hired me.
… will make or break us, as always.
That's like fire!
What can I do to get you out of here?
Thank you, Mr. Isaacman.
Can we just have our medicine, please, Dr. Bob? In peace?
But what is the public interest you're describing?
You know, I have a hectic schedule.
Five and a half years since they shot me, and the government—
… in a lewd and shameful manner.
… are you gonna show me and my staff the respect that we deserve?
Never?
Your Honour, Vicki Morgan was Alfred Bloomingdale's mistress.
We will stipulate that no such document exists.
- Bad. - What do you mean, bad?
Ruth Carter Stapleton?
Because we women, our batteries never run out.
… there is no God.
- John DeLorean. - It's DeLorean.
- Absolutely not. - Never? I mean, you never …?
All I do is publish a magazine!
Yes, you can, sir. Here is the Hustler magazine that I am selling …
… express the point of view that Jerry Falwell is full of B.S.
Trust me. And she's a good one.
Jesus, Althea.
Many were surprised by the high court's decision to hear Flynt's case …
Let's recline a little. Yeah.
I want him alive! I don't care if his head's in a fishbowl.
… to Kimberly and Melissa.
People there don't listen to me …
- Know how many rooms I have here? - No.
- What? - Yeah, Jerry. He's suing you.
… one second from being legal.
I got bail taken care of. Don't worry about that.
Wasn't it?
He's talking to Mrs. Claus and holding in his hand …
Larry, why are you here?
Well, then surely the same God created her vagina.
- But you can't show the genitalia. - Why not?
We won, baby.
You, drop the gun. Now!
Who is that?
Pa! What are you doing in there? Open up this door.
… is that I live in a country …
Nobody in this bar wants their religion and their beer mixed together!
Shut up! It's my business, and I'll run it into the ground if I want to.
Okay, now, let's go for that leg thing here.
Mr. Isaacman, the First Amendment is not everything.
God versus the devil. America's minister versus America's pimp.
Okay. I gotta give him some change.
Arlo …
Really, all it does is allow us to punish unpopular speech.
Okay, that's all. I gotta go.
The FBI got very pissed off. They want you in front of the judge tomorrow.
My mother was a very godly woman …
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New Year's Eve?
Baby!
I love you, brother.
Give me a call after you get out of law school.
- I'm sorry for you, but that does not— - Don't be! Be sorry for yourself.
But that's a far cry from committing incest with your mother in an outhouse.
- Larry, you're not getting on that plane. - Yes, I am.
Okay, let go. Let go.
You don't have to bring my friends into this.
- Larry, come on, man, move over. - Who is this magazine for anyway?
… by saying that Jerry Falwell is full of B.S.
You gotta have some sort of text like Playboy does.
Okay.