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Del?
You insensitive asshole.
Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Also me.
I can't wait to see what happens next?
Del
- ...and my dad Martin. - How are you doing son?
I'll wait up for you.
You catch me running off at the mouth, just give me a poke in the chops.
- Lifesavers? - No.
No!
Count it!
He stole them!
A casio
Okay, officer, I admit it.
I'm in Wichita.
Well, at least we're still sitting on over 100 beans from my brilliant idea.
I cause him more trouble than he has a right to.
I know.
- Happy Thanksgiving, Neal. - Okay.
I thought you put it there.
You want to hurt me?
Del.
You finally did it to yourself.
Give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Toyota. A fucking Mustang. A fucking Buick. 4 fucking wheels & a seat.
What kind of plastic do you carry?
Those aren't horns!
I told Susan I'd be home by 9:00.
Sorry.
He owes me a favor.
This is not valid ID.
but with the discount, it'll come out even.
Now you have no evidence, mind you...
You're going the wrong way!
than we have of getting a flight out of here before daybreak.
You're fucked
Maybe we should just get my stuff off the road, huh?
Oh, and hostile, too.
A little Mexican trip.
Why doesn't he give me noogies?
Goddamn it!
Oh, that was good.
Get off of me.
Just a minute.
You're fucked.
You know...
Pulling into Week 10 like:
They're gonna be here tomorrow, honey.
Here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.
hell of a game hell of a game
Where are you?
Well, I'm still a million bucks shy of being a millionaire
How may I help you?
I'm saying you are stuck in Wichita.
Who is it?
Well, you think what you want about me.
come out sideways.
78, huh?
and what do I do?
Officer I need to get my friend mike to Wisconsin If he doesn’t check the jobs in the morning all hell could break loss
Yeah, hell of game. Hell of a game.
I have amaretto, and this is a gin.
- You stole my card... - I did not steal your card!
and somewhere around here is my little baby boy, Seth.
And you have a happy Thanksgiving.
Give her the damn Monkey!
You know, I've been thinking.
Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you had?
Thank you for flying united...you're fucked