HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Me, to the scale today: YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
Well, our ship has come in.
to its departure/death
leaves me in a 100-acre parking-lot with keys to a car that isn't there,
Oh, that feels good.
We’re Fucked
It sure has.
Hey! Hey, that's my cab!
I do NOT play with my balls.
Ticket's a gift.
Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?
Not by airplane.
I know, I know, but he's proud of his town.
Thank you.
Grab an end of this thing, will you? Thanks, thanks a lot.
"I've Been Wearing The Same Underwear Since Tuesday."
I know you, don't I?
I don't have a home.
Come to think of it, It was awful easy to get a cab during rush hour.
Are you Gus' son?
He stole it!
We'd Have More Luck Playing Pickup Sticks With Our Butt Cheeks.
Suehydesghost. Suehyde was banned because of brother.
It's been a hell of a trip.
Oh, yeah.
Beats walking, huh?
- Hello. - Hi.
I've got to get going now, so if you'll excuse me...
I don't have the $42.50.
Have a point.
Push, for Christ sake!
the gay black cock guy…
You messed around with it till you broke it.
The Response From The Medical Experts!
Hi.
Neal Page.
We've Really gotten nowhere
You scared the bejesus out of me.
.
That's you.
I walked into your life? Who was that who talked my ear off on the plane?
Gobble gobble
we're going on a bear hunt we're going to catch a big one what a beautiful day we're not scared
Stuck in Witchita
Why aren't you going to the airport?
What are you doing here?
You're messing with the wrong guy!
That's how he tells you that he loves you.
What the hell are you driving?
She's short and skinny,
Doobie, is it much farther?
At the very least, the absolute minimum,
You'll never make the 6.
I don't care to breathe your foot odor. Leave the shoes on!
A fucking Datsun,
Owen Wilson at the end of Marley and me when he sees Colleen His response is hiya kiddo Colleen daddy
I'm putting my wallet in the glove compartment. Don't let me forget it.
- ...my little gem, Marti... - Hi.
You've been to Italy?
to its departure
All right, all right.
Maybe I'll just come in and say hi, and then I'll be on my way, all right?
Hi.
and flights will be moving out of there very shortly.
# Three coins in a fountain #
Oh great! We're fucked!
Yes. Yes, I will.
We were robbed.
Save your boarding pass and you'll get a refund on the difference.
(I got to go.)
Look, I've had just about enough of you.
Pulling into Week 10 like
She's sleeping in our house!
Well, I guess you're all fixed.
Gee, that's funny. That's funny.
Guooi Nko gnm
# When you're with the Flintstones #
Close. I'm an attorney.
You suck at Madden.
That doesn’t go away.
Could I offer you $10 for it?
I'm spending too much time away from home.
By the time the airline cancels this flight,
These aren't.. uh.. bass traps
that my dad's coming home for Thanksgiving.
or interesting.
...
Any way you slice it, the odds are we’re going to be having our Imagine Dragons right here.
Would you like a room?
Hi, Larry.
Oh, zey, what?
I can't forget it.