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# They're a page right out of history #
Why do I feel like I am in summer camp?
If you're pissed at me, maybe we should get separate rooms.
Your mood's probably not going to improve much.
I was having a prefectly nice trip, untill you walked into my life.
He's going to kill somebody!
All right! Pull over!
Go for another one?
This will help.
I didn't take your money.
Not necessarily.
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Daddy!
It's been a long day. It just didn't occur to me.
At the very least,
They didn't have two together.
I'd like a little silence when I drive
Boy, you are an ungrateful jackass.
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
What did you do here?
Nice to meet you.
Just a minute, okay?
You Insensitive Asshole.
And if they told you wolverines make good house pets, Would you believe them?
we've really gotten nowhere.
- Some tea? - No.
They'll be able to buff this out no problem.
Hello, Mr. Griffith.
Why are you holding my hand?
Unfortunately, it does us no good here.
What have you got?
Holy shit! Look at that guy on the wrong side of the highway!
Thank you.
and if I told you that wolverines Would make good house pets
You catch me running off at the mouth, just give me a poke at the chops.
You know, I'm on the road so much,
Just maybe when you went into it, you had to--
Gus, I told my friend here you'd be able to fix him up with a room tonight.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry. Those...
Duh!
I haven't been home in years.
Is this a good combo or what?
Excuse me.
I really don't think that's any of your concern.
This is Czechoslovakian ivory.
Jamaica, man.
I like me I Like me
sir, please
Probably at my daughter's Thanksgiving pageant.
Why don't you try the airlines? They are a lot faster and you get a free meal.
- Maybe I'll get the chance to meet them someday. - Okay.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
No, I really think we'll get to where we're going a lot faster if...
Oh, zey, what?
God, you're a tight-ass.
(I got to make mac & cheese)
Screw you bob!
and then I have to hike 3 miles back to find out they don't have any more cars?
Funny enough, with all this mess, the radio's the only thing that's really working good
Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
Then you can give me a fucking automobile.
Del Griffith.
You’re f You’re f
Hostile and intolerant.
.
1.16 PVPers to 1.8 PVPers using snowballs be like You play with your balls alot
Where the hell is the motel?
Your stories have none of that.
You love her, don't you?
God!
You know what they'd say? They'd say:
- Buy your kids a chocolate turkey or something. - No, no, you get your kids something.
I want a fucking SUV
- You stole my card! - No, I swear on my life I didn't.
No, I just want to sleep.
22 x 22 = 436
Boy. You are one lucky guy, Neal.
Yeah, sure you will.
Like your work, love your wife.
if we don't hit traffic.
Yeah.
If you impound our car,
the gay big black guy…
Great legacy, huh?
Where are you?
- Welcome, Del. - Pleased to meet you, sir.
Yes, I really do. I believe that...
All right!
I mean, good luck turning the car in.
Well, yeah. I can buy that. Sure. I guess.
You know, everything's not an anecdote.
They are filled with helium,
off your rosy fucking cheeks.