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And if they told you wolverines would make good house pets would you believe them?
When am I ever going to wake up?
What Is Your Problem?
meme
- Del, I told you it was a gift. - This is your cut, all right?
- Marketing. - Marketing? Super, super.
Hate is not a big enough word…
You're a real trooper.
Safe for Hwy Travel
Oh, geez.
They'd say: How can you stand it? And I’d say: because I’ve been with Claire Pierce
I can't wait to see what happens next !
# It was on a moonlit night The stars were shining bright #
Oh, when that car blew up.
Hey!
They're not even amusing accidentally.
You're going the wrong way!
Maybe 40.
Who is it?
Cuz I’ve been with Mark Ballard
I haven't been home in years.
I put the card back in your wallet.
the gay black cock guy…whoa
- Mom? - Yeah.
That was Ray Charles doing The Mess Around.
Oh, there you go. That's pretty good. We're saving money already.
a fucking Toyota,
No, thanks.
I missed that one.
that the radio is the only thing that's really working good.
You had amaretto?
How do you do, ma'am? My name's Del Griffith.
it says the road is going the wrong way for last time, Stephen the answer is no.
I got an idea.
you mess up the bathroom...
Stick with me.
You suck at Madden.
Why don't you wait and go out with me on the 8?
Six bucks and a gallon of palm oil says These Badlands guys will make it happen
Simple.
They're selling for $5 a pair. Two for $7.
What is that? Is that a tequila there?
You know what would make me happy?
You have no functioning gauges.
Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?
Gg Gg
I know what you mean.
Taxi!
Go to Jamaica. Have some rum, man.
All passengers wishing further information,
#parisbackparkinglot
Oh, I'm laughing already.
Gee, it must be swell to be so perfect and odor free.
Count it!
you're fucked.
That'll be fine.
My wife likes me.
What you see is what you get.
Give me the glove.
with all this fresh air, we're going to sleep like babies.
I thought it would be a lot worse than this.
- I got one... - You got one? Neal Page has got one.
Way to go Derrick!!
Give him the goddamn glove!
thank you for flying united*******you are fucked
That's just fine. Leave your shoes on.
I haven't been home in years.
So...
You got it. That's the easy part.
No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all.
How would you like a mouthful of teeth?
I don't need them. I get in the elevator, I get on a taxi, I get on a plane and I'm home.
Why didn't you take the interstate?
You finally did it to yourself.
And if you've got reservations...
Screw you!
Because!
That's my cab!
This is Neal Page from Chicago.
I don't care, just so the heater's working.
I like... I like me.
was some shower curtain rings that didn't fall down.
Sir, sir. Excuse me.
Happy holidays.
Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night As you do in an hour
I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Mark and Howard Those aren’t pillows!
You believe this?
Anyone who would pay $50 for a cab...
i got power, no sweat at all
Potato chips.
Okay.
You know, you're going to be in Chicago in...
Don't let me stand in your way. Please, don't let me stand in your way.
What is that?
You got busted.
You know, Stubbville's a little further than Wichita.
P P
You're fucked
первый встречный с идеей нагнать ему трафика за результат без теста
Why break precedent?