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Bill, come on. Don't be an idiot.
Well, it doesn't.
I demand my right to speak.
Hey, Dave.
Nutsack
If Jimmy tells us to tighten our belts,
Say, Dave, why don't you come on out to the house this weekend?
I wasn't supposed to tell.
If we were to-- See, what Robert means is,
I'm sure we're all looking forward to...
How can you be sure he's the one who's adopted?
Beth, Catherine, Joe, this--
And go inside and whip up some snacks for the guests.
Yeah, but that's what you meant.
You suck.
Huh?
And my soldering tools.
Or are they my bags?
Oh, we're gonna show Bill.
Don't go there, dude.
Everyone hates me now.
We're twins.
But did they complain?
What, 200 bucks? That's all?
Third place. Don't be embarrassed.
I went out shopping in the rain and I actually got sick.
You're a bigger man than I am, Gunga Din.
Dude, we're still brothers,
Why, back in the early days of radio,
Hey. Hey.
Um, I wanna show them the thing we did
Did somebody renegotiate their contract,
and, uh, seems to me the thing
But if there's glass in that window,
when she says you have a phone call?
Hi.
Then give back the money.
On me, of course. How 'bout it?
Yeah, I know.
And my parents wanted to make him feel part of the family,
All right, and what has that greed gotten you?
Matthew is adopted.
were too chicken to tell him the truth.