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talking like they give a shit.
I don't need to be kept. I'm a strong woman.
Well, two hours and 20 quarters later,
So you don't have a dick?
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
Make him trot.
Fingers off the device, sir. Now.
You got to get on that.
Sorry. It's just...
Nearly burst into tears.
Ugh!
No, I was jumping a fence.
I sure as shit hope so.
Damn, baby. I hate to say this,
Isn't that for getting, like, passports or something?
Hey Cynder What Are You Watching? - Hellrasier 3 Hell On Earth
Days? Nights? Weekends? I need someone flexible.
Yeah. Damn straight. I am a kick-ass nurturer.
We didn't expect our unit to get stolen.
Donut Prince is hiring.
And there's a couple new places on Halstead you might dig.
We'll invent bullshit drink names for the booze
I'm not doing it to you.
Yeah, and if customers get pissed, ask them what they want
In America,
at Turow Elementary,
You're always gonna want to go ahead and use purified water.
I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl-fag.
Snagged you an application.
Can you lend me, like, six cases of beer
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
- Hi. - Hey.
Uh, no. It's... it's real sports, but fake teams.
but I draw the line at white supremacy.
Thank God! Oh, you...
Just add it to my tab.
Okay, see, yeah.
Ah, good point. I can do that.
I have job. I am kept woman.
And I just love fried dough,
Ignore her.
He's good to you and babies.
♪ That you speak of? ♪
Uh, it's been a while. It's nice to get out.
Are my spouses ready for punishment?
Kind of. Yeah.
for the eight millionth time
Okay, so...
I'll tell you what... From now on,
And we can dress like flappers and Mob guys.
Work in the IT Department at Macy's.
See you inside.
You want to destroy shit,
And we fight dirty.
Uh, vodka soda, yeah?
- Nice to meet you. - I'll show you around.
And I was getting paid for it.
- He sold Lana. - Not till puberty.
or do I have to do it for you?
I need to borrow your printer.
Anything serious?
You learn how to be a man.
Wow.
we take the food off the knife
He makes money for your bar and watches kids.
I'm curious how you figured
Hey.
We weren't thinking straight.
from places where fantasy sports are illegal
I got to take Liam to day care,
We didn't say that that was okay.
Hot enough for you?
Move on.
You're... you're a chick?
Ooh. Your next hit-it-and-quit-it?
Also, I am drunk.
They're gonna start the demolition at midnight.
Addicts and thieves