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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'm sorry.
Your record collection's very meat and potatoes, Liz.
we listened to the whole album Cafeteria Jangle?
Johnny, do "Palm Tree" for us.
but I will not respect you,
and you just go ahead and call out features
Yeah, because he landed it and you flinched,
Charlie, we're gonna do just a quick sobriety test.
No space for mother-in-law.
[crowd laughs] I'll slow it down for you. Okay.
Debating subscribing to Gutenberg newsletter
Smells like butthurt
What?
to learn how a less than two-inch incision
The thanks is all mine, Parson.
At Laser Spine Specialists,
-Robert Downey Jr. -[woman] Yes. Okay...
It's the T-bone steaks you eat that are gonna give you cancer."
[group laughs]
Oh, I wish I could hear what she's playing, man. She's off the map.
Because this guy keeps farting
[whispers] You have... no... good... car... ideas.
A Great roof that doesn't fly off your house in a hurricane
Let me think about it for a minute!
[slide whistle]
[slide whistles]
I make ten times as much as you.
-[jaunty melody continues] -[honk]
Keep going?
Let me explain something to you. If you're expecting something ice cold,
Such a fun night
[laughter]
I mean, yeah. It's also in Johnny's Q zone.
No.
but he was also a frequent guest on The Colgate Comedy Hour.