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she can't be unsupervised. Jesus Christ, she's a grown woman.
and you need to deal with me dealing with that.
Like, get away!
I know about the pimple on your nipple
Ohh.
I like him. Yeah.
Yum.
Not yet is what I meant to say.
I just want to, like, lay with, like, a lot of pugs.
May I take your coats?
From my clutch. Durr!
But my newest one is, um, the Six Flags guy.
You guys are a kick.
wearing a condom.
We didn't use a condom--
Yeah, so did I,
in our waiter's mouth sexually.
You know what? I gotta pee.
He was a 10. No, no, no.
and I'm, like, the holder of your Social Security card.
Please... do.
What?! Oh, sorry.
Of course you would.
You know what? Maybe I should find a girlfriend
And here's your amuse-bouche.
Did you not notice that you were missing a condom?
Oh, yes. You're B, I'm Jay.
we gotta get back into our bucket list, dude.
That's all we've been eating tonight.
I have mystery, too.
Think about it. Air Bud - dead.
Too well.
Whoo!
to go pick my sister up at the airport?
Your face looks like the underbelly of a tugboat.
Seafood paradise.
Wait, your mom has a gross sex list?
Stimpy from "Ren and Stimpy"?
from last year's.
until I came to this really fancy restaurant
I keep my eyes closed when I make love.
You know what I was thinking about?