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Definitely O.J.
Yes.
Damn-a!
has made a reservation under Abbi Abrams for two.
No, enough. Hey, two more bites. It is so expensive.
I'm Jay.
To be an Asian girl.
Oh, my gosh. Ilana, Doug's calling.
Yeah, and for my birthday
Fun and cool and fresh?
She can't be babysat her whole life, Cheryl.
You text me every time you take a dump.
of every dick that you are about to... host
to be seated at their table.
You should have tried. It was a mistake.
I have them, I'll pull them up.
It's a dumb little joke.
You know what I've been thinking about?
is the truffle of onions.
Who knew?
I read their molten lava cake is "life-changing."
Do you freak out when celebrities come in here?
Ilana, stop eating-- okay.
I have never even thought of a murderer.
It's all I can see.
Huh.
Okay, I could have sworn that he was--
So you planned on having me stab you with an epi pen?
and, um, we would really love
which means that...
It is, right?
Pick it up. Tell him...
Your face is like really red
Oh, well, it's my pleasure.
Ours, too, as well.
You know what? I'll cancel the cable,
How's the steak doing?
You cannot find one minute
I'd actually love a crack at every race.
spiritual sexual experience.
I just stabbed myself!
I can't even imagine how many dudes
and you'll just stab me with an epi pen.