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they taught you to drive, and they never taught you stick.
Oliver, my man!
[Cassie's dad] Cassie! Right now, it's Alma's turn.
[pants]
You help people. That's who you are.
That's how long it felt for me to be away from you.
-I'm your dad. I know these things. -Of course.
[ringing in ears intensifies]
Rosa Celia! Crayon up your nose! You do you, girl!
Come here, I wanna show you something.
-No, man! -I just can't believe somebody could say
[sighs]
-I... [screams] -[engine revving up]
I miss the attic.
Okay, so here comes Mr. Construction Worker--
-Quantum entanglement does. -Quantum entanglement does. Very good.
[indistinct chattering]
It's kinda like driving stick shift
Things aren't gonna get back to normal.
Oh, we like to pretend that's a lesbian mom.
I stole it from my mom's attic. Don't tell her.
because it wouldn't have been a secret.
What are you, my dad? Where's my phone?
[grunts]
Holy shit!
And you'd have to wait a whole 'nother lifetime for candles and cake.
Okay. Sorry.