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What?
You think there's nothing weird about buying someone dinner and clothing?
They're hideous.
You know dogs can't babysit.
Two nuns walk into a bar...
You don't have much faith if you keep bringing it up.
Answer me this: Why is it that I can trust you...
I'll never get my figure back. It's Cycle Four for me.
Oh, honey...
- Nice to see you again. - Did you ever find a job?
Sit down.
Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Honey, is that you?
Watch it, pussy. I'm walking here.
Mommy!
I’m going bust your butt I’m going bust your butt cause I’m the boss of you
Tuck and roll. Tuck and roll.
The master?
Don’t say anything anybody or your grounded Your grounded you say anything anybody
Roll over, like this.
- You are funny, in sort of a... - Corny.
What do you think about the world at large?
Man, am I exhausted!
I'll call Mr. Conti. I bet his secretary will tell me where they are.
She's purebred and trained at the Radcliffe of obedience schools.
- That's gotta be fruitcake. - Rocks, I said no!
What's this?
You can dance. This is our dream.
- I set you up. - I know.
Cause I’m the boss Cause I’m your boss
Is that kibble on your hat?
They're all over!
Look alive, guys! We got masters!
What?
- Did you get VP? - Not exactly.
You hooligans.
Bash Brothers!
If not for Rocks, we wouldn't be here together.
Mikey?
- No! - What?
It's okay, kid. I don't belong here.
Corny kind of funny.
- It's the truth. - What is?
Excuse me.
- Isn't that good? - I don't know.
...with 13 USO girls.
What happened?
Thank you.
So nobody wants me?
Really?
Julie Christina Ubriacco!
You want him?
- Who's there? - Transsexual.
She's just being nice.
I don't know why they put my dish up so high, but they serve good food.
I promise I'll go straight.
- Daphne! - Let's get back in the car.
See? I told you Mommy had a big, important job with Santa.
No. If I'm really honest, I actually don't know how.
Mr. Martin. I know why he recommended me.
Maybe he hasn't. But when he is...
He's cute.
Hello, honey.
Merry Christmas, Tom. Merry Christmas, Dave.
You're a girl.
Lousy dog cop!
Ooh, I love the smell of fear.
You deserve better than some...
Now you listen too your mother You stop that says your mother
Hello, James.
...yet squishy.
Okay, I didn't mean to steal that Frisbee.
When he gets nervous, he gets honest.
It's you I like. It's not Samantha.
No. And no, I didn't have any plans for tonight.
I like wolves.
I think it's Santa.
I'm just an inbred washout. I can't even smell... People!
Honey, don't ruin it. Don't ruin the moment.
Spot here got liver.
Quick, quick, slow.
It is tonight. Good night.
After six years, we're still jealous.
You open this door now I’m your mom Open this door or I will spank you
What if Santa thinks it is?
Look at those. Extra crunchy. Wrap them up, I'll take them to go.
Honey, you know I can't dance.
Honey, you used to love that song.
Are we? Right.
I’m going bust your butt
Oh, Samantha, it's Christmas Eve. I can't.
- Don't tell jokes. - I'm funny.
- And my daughter, Julie. - Hello, Julie.
- It's a joke. - I know it's a joke.
- How could you let him see that? - You were watching him.