HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Nice wolf.
What?
Come to papa!
- Knock, knock. - Nobody's home!
- Goes. - Goes.
...and singing that English song:
- It's only the shank of the evening. - We really should.
You're the president? But you're so young.
Will you stop messing me up!
...up she goes. She scores a hundred million points.
This is the tie I'm going to wear.
Don't torture your mother, honey.
You don’t shut door on your mother your boss
Honey, I'm really sorry.
Hang on!
Your not my mother Your not my mother
I pushed him to make him exactly what I wanted him to be.
Don't let happen to him what happened to the gerbils.
Come on, now. You don't believe that.
And that is a major business liability.
...a helicopter...
I can sniff! I am not a poodle, I am a wild, marauding beast!
Why didn't you do your assignment?
- You've heard it? - Sounds familiar.
Can I talk to Mikey?
But you're hurt. Come back to the car.
Radcliffe, honey. Radcliffe.
Great. If he chews anything else...
Goodbye, Mollie.
I'll take care of it later.
- Really? - I'm terribly sorry.
- Pumpkin butt. - Not in front of the kids.
Well, Mollie...
Get your hand away. I'll do it. I got it.
Mommy's gotta go get the dogs before they run away.
It's not that.
But wait. Where are the dog dishes?
- Aerobics. - But where's my personal trainer?
Come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kid, shoot one of them round, meaty things my way.
My new masters.
What kind of dog was that?
I'm still peeling potatoes and a sock's stuck in the garbage disposal.
Flying.
Their parents did it to them, they did it to me. It was fine.
Okay, Rocks, where are they? Are we getting close?
When I was 15, I was flunking English.
...the North Pole?
I don't want to go to bed.
Nothing.
Really?
I'm sorry, you guys.
- No! - What?
He's not coming, is he?
- Little high-strung, aren't we, Daffy? - I'm just sensitive.
Gentlemen, would you excuse me?
Gotcha. Come on now, boy. No trouble.
Maybe. I don't know. I've been around.
I know. Believe me, I know.
He's a keeper. Talk to him.
Actually, it's two pages.
Where's your collage?
- Oh, no. - What'd I do?
You're kidding. You were actually going to be alone for Christmas?
What do you mean I'm being audited? It's not even tax season!
And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?
Is it just me, or was she...
The fur's gonna fly.
- Merry Christmas, Mom. - Merry Christmas, Mom.
Daddy!
You're better than that company.
So i don’t care Your not the boss of me
It was a lovely evening.
Give me kisses.
You take care of nobody, chump.
I'm sorry.
What is that look?
Okay. Well, tell you what we're gonna do.
Watch out for her. She's real flirty. I know about girls like that.
I will follow orders!
Santa is really...