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You never get off early. What did you do? VP! She got VP!
- Big deal. - Excuse me, ladies.
There is no Santa.
And one of the wolves chomped on my beeper. Look at it.
First, you think they're not good enough.
I'm starving. Let's order.
Wait! Princess.
- Oh, man! You win again! - But of course.
Sorry? I like it!
It's our home.
I did it!
They can't fly, either. But they can jump really high.
Your dad wouldn't miss Christmas for all the stars in the sky.
He talks the talk, but can he walk the walk?
I think I'm sniffing. I'm inaling and I'm getting nothing.
Getting fired.
What do you want? You want a pizza pie?
How dare you shut the door on your mother your boss
Yes, he scores!
But, Mom, we need a dog.
Catch you later. I got a date with a cute Pekingese on Park Avenue.
Quit brushing her. She already looks like a Q-tip.
Because I’m the boss that’s why Because I’m the boss that’s why
Stinky dog!
- Oh, no. - And Rocks came to my defence.
Santa is magic.
Christmas list.
Okay, here we go.
I think you're wonderful, but...
What are you standing there for? Mom's personal best friend, Santa...
- Okay. - All right! Bash Brothers!
Let's talk after school.
If a guy asks me to Le Cirque and buys me a teddy, it's okay?
There are some cots in the back you could use.
Don't give him the satisfaction.
Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing.
Honey, he'll be fine.
You hunker down here. We'll go out in the morning.
Don't get fresh!
He's decent, loyal. Everything I'm not.
- I like yours. - Yeah, it's so cute.
I can sit down.
Doggie dish at 12:00. I'm coming in.
I used to love them. Now I hate them.
...l'm negotiating a merger with Maxim Conti.
Sorry about the suit.
Hey, you! Beat it!
Rocks!
Yes. There is, honey.
- He's gone. - He's gone?
You mongrel wretch!
Sweetie, you remember in the war...
Not a boy. I hate boys.
There's the holiday spirit.
No.
How else would we get into a place like this?
Well, what do you do for fun? Shed?
Okay. Thank you.
- This is dead too. - Damn!
- Oh, ex cuse me. - Good, huh?
- Did he win at the dog races? - Ma.
And I see there's no slice of lemon.
I'll never have breasts!
Where you don't fight for food, and people don't throw you into trucks.
You're getting so much better.
Rocks? How come Rocks?
- Look, I can fix it. - I never want to see you again!
- Knock, knock. - Hi.
I hope you won't be gone very long.
And now he is. I hate it.
Six, seven...
Mr. Conti's office.
He does fly. But, honey, he flies in an aeroplane.
Now, you stop that!
Here we are. This is where we live.
What is this? This all seems like some kind of...
I like you.
You're dripping suds all over the place.
Man, I can't believe it. I always wanted to fly a Falcon.
Hey, time for my walk, remember? I'm getting kind of squirmy here.
- Okay. I promise. - Okay.
Sorry, fella. It's time to go.
The oozy gooey-ness of it. It's so...
Hello, James.