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- Who were they? - They're my masters.
Wait. No. Honey...
I have to get these shoes off. My toes are curling.
- Mikey did it. - Good night, Julie.
Magic's for babies.
Ms. D'Bonne is the president.
- See, you can dance. - But how do we do it like this?
Bingo.
Mom says someday I can get another dog.
Let's start with something easy. "Sit" is very popular.
I'll even help out some blind guy with a pencil cup.
I was fired!
There you go.
Where's Rocks?
- It's glorious! - It's mud.
Look, here come the three kings. It must be a miracle.
Okay, good try. I know. I have an idea.
Okay. Front paws stiff. Butt on floor.
What about the moon?
Yo, I can help you meet chicks. I got this Lassie thing down.
I thought you hated him.
No one's going anywhere tonight.
Well, Santa has...
You nuts? You look great.
I mean, the point is, he is still a great dog.
There is no Santa, is there?
Courage, Daphne, courage. You'll be rid of him soon.
- Daphne, sit. - Oh, no, it's way back like this.
Samantha's office won't give me the number where they are.
...I never asked you what you want for Christmas.
- How would you like a death grip? - Yeah, right.
Just tell me the truth.
Look on the floor. They were here. I left them here.
Well, Rocks, thank you for a wonderful evening.
Q-tip-head dog.
Bedtime.
What do you mean, tricks? It's too late.
She dumps this dog on this family without even consulting me?
Yeah, I did.
But it was before we... Oh, I'd give anything to take it back.
Daphne, sit.
Santa is not mad at you. Now listen to Teddy.
I'm in San Francisco, honey.
It's not spit-up or anything. It's just...
- I love you. - I love you too.
Don't get out of this bathtub! Julie!
I got to talk to someone.
He's kind of scrawny.
I spoke to Conti. After swearing he'd keep all our people...
- What do you mean? You're a kid. - Well, I'm pushing 7.
Oh, Albert!
What a tiny kennel.
Honey?
...that you never fly...
How do I know that? I can only trust. I have faith in you.
- Honey, how did you find me? - They told me you were down here.
This is why we don't run around all wet.
- He'll come back. - Come back, girl.
How did this happen?
I knew it. He's not coming back.
James, I feel absolutely ghastly about this.
At least I don't have vermin building condos in my fur.
Can I take a dump in your hat?
Oh, honey, he's trying real hard to get back tonight.
Okay, but nothing fancy. Just a paper napkin place.
Mommy's gonna figure out how to get us out of here.
Take him, don't take him.
His name's Rocks.
Pink! Mine's pink today. That's festive.
Come over here. Look.
It didn't work.
Mom, can I kill her?
I’m going bust your butt I’m going bust your butt
There's Samantha!
I thought two calzones were mating!
The king of the kennel!
Hey, I smell kid's dad. Up this way.
Run! I'll take care of these guys.
- Hey, Rocks. All right. - Hey, big guy. Hey, pal, give me paw.
Get me out of here!
Honey, let's go to bed now.
Me? They call me "No."
I need to be walked quite badly as a matter of fact.
It's stupid. We had to make a collage of things we asked Santa for.
Merry Christmas, guys.
Go bug your teacher instead of your mother Go bug your teacher instead of your mother