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...about a quarter of a mile, just past the 7-11."
I didn't want to tell you...
You can help yourselves.
Where'd he get the jacket? He looks...
You haven't seen the whole effect. Look at this.
Honey! What were you doing?
But you know what?
We're on this flight, and they're having a party...
Do you think we're dreaming?
Not the neck! I hate that.
Come on. You're the cutest thing on four legs.
Is that Daphne?
You don't have to socialize with her.
Okay I want your the boss Okay your the boss
Daddy doesn't fly... Daddy.
Look at that face! Mikey, you want to open another one?
...even Santa doesn't control some things.
So while I am here, peeling thousands of little pearl onions...
I couldn't wear my uniform, so she had her driver buy me this jacket.
Look out for that pud...
My poor nerves.
Hey, pal.
You two, come on.
And you could save money. He could babysit.
Bye-bye? You can't leave me with these people.
Move on this.
Go ahead.
Said they played gin rummy the whole time.
What's with you?
Don't tell the guys.
Nothing. At least he swore nothing happened.
That makes me feel a lot better.
It's a hat. Let's put it on.
Ma, will you put the onions in some Tupperware? Come on, let's move it!
Play with your rocks later.
Listen to me, James. You are a very impressive man.
I know just the place. Follow me.
I'm sure Santa wouldn't mind.
He only eats Charles Jourdan, never my tennis shoes.
You're a fake!
Open the door I’m your mother and I said open the door Open the door I’m the boss not you
Your not my boss Your not my boss
Look at your hair. I can't believe I trust you with mine.
Hello. I am calling from Olympic Florist...
Rip his throat out!
I did everything I could to try to get out of this.
He did it!
We were in France, at a fancy restaurant.
Look what we got, Mom.
Your grounded Your grounded
I just followed your scent.
There we go.
It's getting bright out. We should get back.
Nice wolf.
But there is no...
Cause I’m the boss and your boss
What, no bubbles?
Yeah, doll, that's it. That's it.
- Let's talk at home. - Give me the good news.
- Squealer. - Spaghetti face!
Whoa! Is she in heat, or what?
Give me a break.
How do you like that? That'll cool you off.
Are you going to wear that on a job interview?
You haven't lived till you try it naked.
What is that? Ice cream headache! Pain! Pain!
The moon too.
...frumpy housewife who doesn't have the resourcefulness...
Good.
Hello, baby!
...everything they'd want you to.
Good. That makes me the cute one.
Why didn’t you do your assignment your grounded Why didn’t you do your assignment your grounded
Julie!
...unless I let go of 3000 of them.
- I think he'll be okay. - I think he's freezing up.
- No, you didn't. - Yes, I did.
Good night, Prancer. Good night, Dancer.
Hey, kid's mom! Let's do the "sit" thing.
Her name is Daphne.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Daddy, will you put the presents in the car?
You've got that skeevy inbred look.
- I'll say we are. - Let's sing it now.
- Where'd they go? - Daphne! Here, girl!
Hey! Mikey!
You wouldn't believe it. We ran into these wolves, right?
What?
- Is it Daphne? - No, it's not Daphne.
- Thank you. - My pleasure.