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What do you expect?
Michael?
with my kids standing there watching me,
"you will not make jokes about gambling,
or I'm gonna have to fire you.
If my mother had said to me,
You were just little.
I am a million years old.
Yeah, but come on.
That's what you whine like.
so you gotta watch Daddy shit water out of his asshole.
Are you a trust-fund baby that you quit?
( sighing )
I DO I DRAW
Got any good gossip?
I think his name is Sam.
that you won't break any of these rules,
What the...
I woke up six years ago, I said,
Without a brassiere, I could nurse China from the bedroom.
I'm not into being punitive.
Yeah, great.
Forget everything or just OJ?
Folks, why are you giving your mon*** to Donald Trump?
Please, drink a big glass of water
I'm a mother.
How many you want?
Good, all right. That would be great.
you're in the lounge.
Oh.
You want 60 bananas.
I'm a woman!
Everything-- My ass--
I'm like that way as a father, too.
Okay.
Sorry, we don't have.