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You mean the real sensuous, exotic, sexy, mature, sex symbol type?
I mean, are we talking candle wax on the nipples?
"For Christ's Sakes, Will You Cover Yourself?"
islandvibesrecords
She's alive. Alive!
Hit me with your best shot.
CanadaMan 420 That is a severe behavioral disorder.
They're gonna shit egg rolls.
Thank you.
What's happening, my main man?
I didn't even exist.
Who is this Rob Jordan character?
Don't threaten me, Al!
Whatever you are, I like it.
jump! jump! jump! stop it! jump! jump! jump! 911? hello atlantis atlantean towers management how can we help? hello the guests are playing up. don't blame me you let them have no rules. well i take it back now. stop now! (behaviour stops) (behaviour calms) thank you, please send someone to kick the guests out. will do. thanks.
who's filling in for grey? jasmine thompson.
Oh shit!
Nowhere. We were in the kitchen. We were in the bathroom.
Worse pain there is.
What's wrong with your face?
Eating. Doing our hair.
on her whole body? Did you notice that?
I'm sorry, Doctor.
Very nice.
You know, and...
There she is.
who's filling in for rejavia notlan? mel dremenco.
and the most forgotten pc game that kinda died in the world award goes to... dark fall lights out!
I’LL TELL YA WHAT YOU BEND OVER AND I’LL SHUV IT STRAIGHT UP YO ASS
Dead honest. I'm like... I... You know, I...
The maid doesn't come till Monday.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy.
You really weren't afraid of those guys?
yes beryl brialerette? what do you want? i want to do some hiking the hills in hillarys.
M FOR MONSTER
He used to like a girl named Lisa.
Hit the lights out! You get it out!
Bitch. I'm not playing with you. I ain't teasing, man.
Where are we going, anyway?
Chet, just let me find Lisa. She can explain everything.
You're not my type, you know.
case like this at all for two reasons: A: it's usually very dirty and i stay away usually. B: i don't feel thaere's a need to go back to somewhere where i could fall into an abyss. well you shouldn't haul paintings up to the staircase then.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
GARY: Chet? Shit!
without wearing your jeans!
GotDamn, Somebody got a big Azzhole!!
How Daing?
WYATT: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
You do now.
Hi, girls.
Know what time it is?
Nice to see you.
Something that'll bring out their inner strength and courage.
Who is this Chia character?
He won't you know He doesn't stand for Baloney!
Party?
(SCREAMING)
Yeah. We can play chess with her.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Party?
OldFart That is a severe behavioral disorder
Oh, Gary!
I can't wait to meet his parents.
Yeah.
electriciizal? what do you want elecotitit? feed the electricityyals! whaap whaap! betrayal electricity! betrayal electricity! rleodidfkekekeje eldkdcekejemwjwk! thank you eleelcfktktreess eleesmakdkdodkd! you're welcome electriendsmweeospaos emeles,wmcuejrnrwmdkfkfkrotjtjej!
See you guys in the emergency room.
By the way, you're very cute.
You spit in this?
We're popular. We're revered.
Yeah.
What?
Sort of.
The Ferrari?
The usual
In the family jewels?
I was nuts for the woman, man.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
You got everyone synced to the same Bullshit story
you forgot one small detail.
(HUMMING)
She took a shower with them
Okay? Crazy insane?
BILL: I can't believe you! I cannot...
Lisa, if any more of his relatives drop by,
He’s accredited.
Set yourself up. That's three scents, please.
It was an accident. Simple, you know...
What are you two doing here?
OH GARY !!!!!!!!!
Right on!
thanks for pashing me! you're quite welcome.
When people ask me how my wife caught my eye
I mean, it's seriously affecting your sex life.
You better think of what you're going to do about Chet.
Make your day?
Yeah? Yeah.
and there are hundreds of people here having a great time,
What can I do, you know?
(ALL SCREAMING)
Show this with big boobs
She took a shower with them.
Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride.
We'll mingle. We'll mingle.
No text yourself ....d*ckweed!!!
Yeah.
but I really don't...
Momentary loss of motor, nerds.
Do you realize it’s snowing in my room, goddamn it?!?!?
You're serious.
They're getting pretty rowdy.
All right, this is true. This is true.
It’s time….. To pay the fiddler
I'll be back.
You forgot to hook up the doll.
And right now, I want to party.
Hey, he don't even have his license, Lisa.
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
me mom's got faye bridges! and she's a snow bridge evil dionne ganley cow goose snow cub piglet wolf! and she's -55 years old taken away from 0! and she's also got galittlecreaturespaleayle banotopentill8:00PMville! yes she's sick with bohupayle bowuparville! yes she's still fohohofcoursing on that boihiiuopery disteria!
I got $500 that boy won't make it...
yes george we'll just select a painted crayon face and follow clues from myst 3 exile. cause i wanna mystery now! ok faye first clue:select the vials second clue:electric plants third clue:hydroponics. did ya work out who the face is yet? well if ya have then write it down faye.
They all know my name. Gary.
We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt.
No, no, what I meant was, what are you doing at the party?
Land of the Lost vs Sleeping Beauty
Look! There's nothing to fear.
Me talking to anyone that will listen nowadays
We've seen you guys at school, but we've never met.
You're stewed, butt wad!
Party's over.
Okay.
Well, I think we're gonna have to have a talk with her.
We got her, we got her, we got her.
It’s my boy Billy!!!!!!
Besides, Excited Sci Twi can't be erased anyway, remember?