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Gary, I can't wait to die.
That's better.
I'm not a moron, you know. I...
Hi dudes! Good times.
those two dames
yes beryl borchterette? what do you want? i want to do some botulisiming in benett springs.
Party's over, said the girl.
Who is this Ron character?
What are you guys doing? Gary was just taking a shit
Nice Right there
We don't mingle, okay?
VOICE: We have code penetration, we have program entry.
Honey buns, you want to party so badly, you could bottle it.
Bitch kneed your nuts?
I can't believe this shit. I can't believe this.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Yeah.
Thailand? Whats thailand?
Here's the bottom line, Wyatt.
It can't be a dream, Wyatt.
I was thinking the same thing.
You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house
By the way, there's a party tonight at Wyatt's house.
A missile! A missile!
Who is this Garrett character?
when was the time i starred in the movie beethoven's 5th? when you knew to handle a policy garbageenium.
Lover. Lover.
To be completely honest.
Oh, hi, Chet.
Who is this Rob Jordan character?
A very weird,
which escape room have you come to do? lost in the wine chamber.
kath lavelle and michael bagg. kath gibson and valerie bagg.
Did you get a free toaster with this, too?
toxic julia gillard was beryl bouiioouooeweooweoyoupieriyle wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
What are you gonna tell Chet about me?
What can I say She likes the rough stuff
Oh my god!
Susan, do you think you could wrap up a bottle of this scent for me?
Please don't let him have messed up my room.
mature.
I mean, what would I be compared to her?
who's filling in for gabrielle biasin? timothy curry.
Lisa, you don't understand my parents.
Their parents are probably worried sick.
And it's respect.
What do you suggest?
Don't touch it!
What do you see In this loser? It’s purely sexual
yes beryl bouserette? what do you want? i want to do some breenspriteryaning in bibra lake.
I'm so bloody clever.
New bills, crisp and clean, in my wallet by 7:00 a.m.
and we decided to make a woman. And when we did,
Every damn night?
Who is this Martin Character?!
In 15 minutes, the storm should be at its height.
(SINGING) Baby, you know I love you
All you said was hello to her.
You know what, Gar,
say kerrie farell. kerrie farell.
Yes... Fuck Fatty?
Hey, guys, I like Lisa.
(EXCLAIMS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
How fast are you going?
No shit, Chet. No shit.
This is so beautiful.
or do something nutty.
over at his friend Wyatt's house.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, WILL YOU ISOLATE YOURSELF?
We're in trouble, Gary.
You know, I don't understand something, Wyatt.
Lay it on me.
He's not going to spoil Christmas.
Are they dead?
and then we'll let you have Deb and Hilly.
ON THE TELEPHONE?
Gary, you're just as uptight as I am, all right?
Chet's coming home from college
Screw the house. Screw the house.
He's our 16-year-old boy.
It's done out of love.
It's gorgeous.
Anything more than that You’re risking a sprained tongue
I'm not going to hurt you, you silly thing.
and now george roll with mangement production... and now we present:boing boings!
Two.
I can be a real serious bitch, if I don't get what I want
An accident? An accident?
Well, that's a very sweet thought of both you gentlemen,
Do you realize it's snowing in Cleveland again, God damn it?
So, did you steal this car?
RIP
before I agreed to sleep over.
You got this fine jewel sitting right over here by you.
What would you little manias like to do first
I got money for you right here. $50 for you.
gatetcherria? still feel the need to put a tv on me and electroucute me into it? maybe if you formatted in kyoto.
Hey Buffalo You know what time it is?
I didn't come from anywhere.
Do you realize it's snowing in my room, God damn it?
He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.
OldFart That is a severe behavioral disorder
I'm an independent businessman.
When you get home way too late
Escape from Planet Earth vs TMNT
A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE, GARY!
Zingy was just taking a shit
Guys, you have uninvited guests.
We call him Mad Max.
WHAT THE HELL HE THINK I'M DOING?
you want all that stuff, right?
This is Max.
The guy I think of when I hear the name Chet You’re stewed Buttwad!
That is a severe behavioral disorder.
how can you be redudant if you've been sent to the naughty room? easy.
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich
Over my dead body.
Chicken Little vs The Wild
Where's the bar? Bar!
In the family jewels?
I can be a real serious bitch, If I don't get what I want
What about lan?
If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?
How are all your friends here like to know you can’t even get a birthday text without your mama
Anybody With A Haircut Like That You Know Is An Asshole.
i've decided to announce that i've decided to scrap the carbon bonking tax for good. it wasen't a techinal glitch it wasen't a sudden headache. it turns out it was time for me to throw in the towel. all the tax cuts like 50% by 2024 will be scrapped as well, and there will be a new subdidery tax in it's place.
evil dionne was a contactament wasen't she? she was and to this day she still is!
Gary? Who’s Gary?
it would take to pay Chet off about this.
You can’t even enjoy your birthday text without your jeans on !