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The whole thing, it had to be a dream.
CanadaMan 420 That is a severe behavioral disorder.
Time to pay the fiddler…..
What about you? You'll be fine.
Yes...Yay!
Now you gotta believe me, I'm telling the truth here.
Horton Hears a Who! vs Robots
Choice is yours.
who's filling in for ariana grande? janine allis.
She wouldn't have had to worry about
What are we going to do about this mess?
Ten seconds into my gymnastics routine, you passed out.
It’s your boy, Boogie.
Bigger tits. Bigger tits.
We can't do that, guys.
Such a little liar.
Only right here On Dave TV
He's an asshole. Look at his haircut.
Why not? Just please...
No. She did what?
How come
I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.
the year before the currant year 0000 was 0000xx! you guys were just beautifully awful! sharon was never brn! we hope you enjoy the year 0000! and i do know that 0000 is going to be even better than 0000xx because the police's behaviour was just awful! that's why there's 0 police for your own OHS!
I mean, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples
She's into malakas, Dino.
(GUN FIRING)
You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt.
I don't know, Wyatt.
In the story of Jumanji, Kevin breaks into Gru's house and attacks Margo and Agnes.
i just really thought 2023 was the year i could've settled in. ok well maybe if you had nonchalant you could try.
You had to show off.
No, I didn't steal the car.
(WINCES)
Because I get off on it.
I know that if I could do it again,
And believe me, you do stink.
You got everybody synched to the same bullshit story.
That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet.
and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat.
Just hung around the house. You know.
And now it's our party,
Anybody with a haircut like that you know is an asshole.
Puss in Boots vs Escape from Planet Earth
Give him the knee shooters. I don't care.
Everybody's invited, women everywhere.
Now stop worrying and go and get dressed.
We're not impressed. No.
Oh Billy
And where did you two disappear to?
What the hell is going on around here?
You ever compliment him on anything?
They feel like rigor mortis has set in.
toxic bompy the volleyball mascot was boohoquiisting bhpa's bompabecca bumprence bhpa bohpa bohpa boohoinfnger's bohoouewoieiuouoooweouoppuoiuepering wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
Best line ever
Nobody likes us. Nobody.
Who is this Gary character?
you have to learn to live in the jungle.
I was wondering if I can ask you something kind of strange?
She's into malakas, Dino
blush ah pack
Not that I'm aware of, no.
She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals.
You!
who's filling in for mack furr? traceen josilajuda.
Stay out of this, bimbo. This is a family matter.
Thailand? Whos thailand?
we warned george not talk about bowling bowling bone zones in bunga bunga my face on 45 clear cap blood bung bung on for a boeing 747. we told him beyonce point point point boing divorce truck rolling 45-1 boing boing bowls hung hung bang bang bowling i want george told not.
I want her to aerobicize.
Well, what it is, Dad, she's a foreign exchange student, you know.
(SCREAMING)
Hey Mike!
Hello I'm mud monster If you like it disfigured?
Okay, you guys ready to rock?
Because I want you to like me for what I am.
at the homecoming game, right?
Well, I know you are, okay? And I appreciate it.
who's filling in for jayne hulme? anwi smith.
when was the time i starred in the movie twilight eclipse? when you thought the clutter tax was crap and gangnam style lynne went crazy on unicorn candy.
Girls, shmirls.
Is he going to be all right?
Migration vs Turbo
If we're going to have any kind of fun together,
Let's break. Break.
I'll just hurt him real bad.
What the hell he think I'm doing?
It's true.
All right, Chet. Name your price.
He's studying to be a vet.
What the fuck is this
Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, that's her nose. Come on.
Boy ain't lying.
That's pretty sick, Lis.
Hey, come on.
yes beryl facebookerette? what do you want? i want to do some ballentining in belton.
Alan Parrish No You Didn't
Well, I'm a very dear, close personal friend of your grandson's.
What are you doing here?
and talk about how great it would be
A nice greasy pork sandwich
Wait! Where are you going?
sometimes do the weirdest things.
Wyatt, what's going on?
How much?
For a 13-year-old girl, man.
This is your party?
Well...
Look, let's get it on with these two, score points
(EXCLAIMING)
CDA
toxic cheryl de coursey was on a bowpertobowperbumpybohiuipzone wasen't she? she was! and to this day she's still on it!
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohiiuboingery wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
How old all your friends here like to know you can’t get a birthday text without your mama
Why do you do insist on doing things I don't want?
Let's go.
Everything’s Cool!
who's filling in for ryan orchrocki rebecca lawrence tobias hollemanns and claire howell? jean mujee.
Can I ask you a question?
Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow, okay?
Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls.
I'd make her just like you.
But he hung up on her.
All right!
What's on your mind? What are you thinking about, huh?