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Deb, I have kind of a confession to make.
When your friend is whining on the way to the party.
What can I say ? She love’s baby oil on her body . Lol
yes! the cost hair yes trap ooh! yes ow! george! yes boing faye kooö°msksieud ndjk°°/&2$nskdk yes train! yes kalenkov! yes faye!
Would you mind if I came in and checked my face?
Not us. Not here.
It's, like, emotions. Heavy, heavy emotions.
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich Served in a dirty ashtray
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah, sure I'm hurt.
.
Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say.
Wyatt, if I could shoot a movie out my ass right now, I would.
If you were a 15-year-old boy,
Maybe it was a dream, you know.
I mean, you know, I mean, couldn't be better.
Should we give her a brain
You know what time it is?
and pedal your ugly asses out of here.
You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing.
You guys stay in here for one second, okay? I’m just gonna drop these off real quick.
why the point of mb for ha you wanna get fired is that what it is? yes.
Look me in the eyes.
I'm shitting in my pants!
Gary, it's smarter than you, okay?
'Cause Wyatt and I still have to deal with Chet.
Lady, I want to get to the bottom of this, asafp.
Gary Gary
How come 2 unpopular dicks like you is havin’ a pahtee?
On the rocks is fine.
Time to pay the fiddler…..
Could you excuse us for a minute, please?
And she's so relaxed.
Wyatt, take the Porsche. Gary, you take the Ferrari.
Was that my grandparents?
Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe?
I don't know. I warned him about that Blind Dog bourbon.
gina borgogno i don't think you should be friends with georgette mallard. thanks for telling me ashley i'm such an expulsive ionvogiount! i'm such a bowpa that makes bouhpms from baupys! don't let the friendship police deal with it! i'll let you deal with it!
If you get the chance,
I had a really great time last night.
That’s the truth baby
Yup
i'm a bad taxer bad taxer! carbon's free to clutter. oh oh do you're free to go. tax my clutters tax my clutters.
Well Goddamn. He’s not in his bed
$175 and zero cents, cash.
Chet?
For Christ's sake, will you cover yourself!
Lisa, you have to promise me
What Maniacs
You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass.
Blackhawks
with just in regards to the diffrent varients of disteria would choroform be used to clone one single entity? yes! the level of capibilities of ba3 is amazing! and B.A is part of that choronation.
Beg your pardon. You have a lovely home.
She's into dip wads, Dino.
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
God damn it! Stupid train!
how trustworthy is gabi anderson? 100%.
Can we come in?
It's two-dimensional on the screen.
No.
Did he tell you about the woman we made tonight?
Soiree, honey. I think that means party.
Lisa! What's going on?
This is all your fault!
Hey, that looks pretty good.
AL: Oh, Lord God.
I'm taking Gary to a party.
Get out of here.
They're all taken care of. Okay?
Quit screwing around!
Party! Party! Party! Party!
tonight i'll be eating 89 fries and a sand skewer from paris ovens in sinagra. tonight i'll be eating 8 roll eggs and a caramel mint from sizzler in khao lak.
So what are you doing?
Bigger tits.
(SIREN WAILING)
If we put our noses to the door, maybe we can smell the food.
Us emptying the hot tub
She'll clear everything up, Chet. I swear. Chet.
Gimme da keys! I’ll drive!
I don't know. I guess I could, but why?
HOW CAN A BUNCH OF UNPOPULAR DICKS BE HAVIN' A PARTY?
Go on. Fix the electrodes.
How you doing? How you doing?
They're going to freak out!
Eat Shit Asshole
You had to be big shots, didn't you?
I'm right here, Gary.
yes beryl butherrette? what do you want? i want to give esponiage to eric estrada.
You know, that's not a bad idea.
Sorry. Sorry.
Should we go for it? What about Lisa?
I said hands off! Now!
And, look, here's the final touch.
she dosen't sound normal. it's because she's got kid glove stuck in her head and it went straight to her brain.
I didn't want the boys to get into trouble.
I’m sorry, Eric.
Wheeeeeeee
You got everyone synced to the same Bullshit story
Two unpopular dicks like you Is having a Party?
No SHIB, Chet. No SHIB.
and we won't meet any more people.
She’s into Malakas, Dino...
(BURPS)
Tossed off into any good books lately, have we?
Max, what are you going to do?
He's obviously had it. You know, Chet.
Cause it's... I like this.
Look, I'm sure we'd both love to stay,
Oh, now careful, Chet. Don't make me angry.
But other than that, everything's great.
There's no other explanation. It had to be a dream.
Give me the phone. I'm trying to... Well, here it is.
You know, I don't like that in a girl.
And why don't you set yourself up with one of them, too.
WYATT: What?
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Boys?
I called her every night for, like, a month.
See? They're smiling.
Gary! What?
Yeah, yeah. My dad's going to castrate me.
This is a wild crowd. I didn't know you guys had so many friends.
Well, goddamn!
Excuse me, guys. Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs.
That was great!
Okay. Now what?
Okay, what about Lisa?
chips, dips, chains, whips...
If you're gonna fart, if you're gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, okay? I'll hit the fan!
Hang up the phone!
See you upstairs.
Guys, This is just the blueprint. Okay, now look.
And what happened was that...
And my mother almost had, like, a cardiac arrest.
Come to what?
We'll drop by. Oh, good.