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He's not lying. I don't even have a learner's permit.
Hey, listen, I appreciate it. You know, I really just don't feel like driving.
I'm in love.
A party with Chips, dips, chains, whips
Haven't you guys been by? Or...
I was kind of counting on you to be human about this.
and they fell in love with you.
Droppin bait
"For Christ's Sakes, Will You Cover Yourself?"
Go ahead...
M for monster?
george i also told you snok according to paragraph 22 section 789H that "all grandma snells must report to reception." then you push in with two bitches. boing good riddance faye shut up! why not upgrade it to five sweetheart bitchy fanderlidens? then you can turn your bloddy bitch off! you're excused.
you did an excellent job.
Still the best line ever, RIP
Hit the fan.
EVERY NIGHT, JUNIOR. I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU.
WYATT: Shit!
Yer Stewed, Buttwad! RIP Chet
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix vs Escape from Planet Earth
Get outta here
(HEART POUNDING)
Oh, shit!
WELL, I...UH... I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO
"Did you check the IP adresses?!"
When They Ask Is That Your Girl
Well, she said it was cool. Yeah.
Show some big naked girls
Oh, it's my house.
Okay, I'm gonna get out of here.
Bye!
If I don't, he beats the shit out of me.
How come all of a sudden your parents trust you, man?
Girlie, you get the hell out of here before I throw you out.
The man is dead, Lisa, okay?
Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over.
I hung up on the bitch.
We are gonna kick...
She's into dip-wads, Dino.
Seriously.
HE PUKES....YOU DIE
I bet he's gonna make it.
Bill! you deal with the drinks. Eric! you kill the girls.
Weird Science Anyone with a haircut like that, you know he’s an asshole!
Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, where were you?
so let me get this straight i'll be haunted on halloween playing mystery case files 13 skull with kerry cowie's keys and a cowkie cake skull?yup. ooh i'm looking foward to it! and i'll be sacrificed on friday the 13th i await!
Up! Nice!
Like big sisterly, kind of.
That's all I ever wanted for you.
Tell you what. You bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass.
Gary was just taking a shit!
To a party. To a movie.
well since mac os x was better through the leica 2GB's ram through the ROM on 2 gigs anyway, do you wanna try datacolor through 67GB's RAM and we won't see mom complain about fmv? yes only because it's a better idea than crashing a BSOD backup and mom complained about that previous idea.
They're toads
Shut up!
Well, what about all these people?
It's rough having those kind of relationships. You'll see.
Something's going on here, Carmen.
yes bitchpootergasolinespakciruue trensrubcheryldecourselsmakeherdierrenfooirjenette? what do you want? i want to rubbel derubbe courullurseruby.
You two can't even take a shower
Yeah, she's really beautiful.
I don't want to hurt her feelings.
He doesn't stand for baloney !
Everything’s Cool!
So many people So many parties
We forgot to Label the form! you forgot to label the form...
I really don't think so, Sue.
Where the hell did you get that thing?
(RETCHING)
Hilly!
Okay, that's about all we can do with my stuff.
that very question. And unlike dicks,
yes beryl troixerette? what do you want? i want to do some wishimansianshioning in wangfujing.
I'll get it out!
Yeah, neither did we. Neither did we.
and called him faggot in front of everybody.
Yes, I am.
What name do you want?
Gary! Gary!
CHET: This goes way beyond payment, pal.
your hair's gone curvy again. i know it's because of judge judy.
When Shannon finds out you didn’t do what she asked
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Ceremonial.
Don’t threaten me Al. Your out of shape I’ll kick your ass
Yeah. The bathroom.
Good morning, turd brains!!
Never.
I don't need you.
A missle in my house Gary!
Well, my nutz are halfway up my ass but other than that I’m perfect!
You son of a bitch!
Hi.
Mike's Birthday !
Where's my brother?
I'll be 16 in June.
No, thanks. No, thanks.
yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some windinging in wangfujing.
Why are you telling me all of this?
When you run into Punch & Déperry
If you don't mind. I mean, yes, please, ma'am.
It's a mind scrambler!
Dancing.
We saw you on the escalator.
Tell you what, you bend over… I’ll shove it straight up your ass.
breaking windows, making a mess, stinking up the place.
That is a severe behavioral disorder.
and over here we have contestant number 13... mary-jo bail and kerry goodsell!
Who's this Erica character?
Eric, how do you put up with that putz?
He doesn't stand for Baloney!
2:00?
This Bud's for you.
ready to join the old grannies club dear? yes.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Wyatt, what's going on?
we told george but he wanted cheesy holes yanking ham and cheese tomato sandwiches. he did.
It's not a lame idea. The problem is your computer's a wimp
yes but they just did not know to make the next person filling avaliable for my posision, but i knew it would happen. so maybe jay and marleen were pretty guang-ho about the pay from that particular week from the start. oh god! the horror!
Who's this Gary Character??
I really don't know how to say this to you.
No shit.
Why don’t you shut up, bitch?
toxic cheryl de coursey was boohooup's blitz boohlluitz beryl blitz boohouppooh wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
You know, I'll tell you, Wyatt,
Making a girl.
Would you kiss me?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Do you realize it's snowing in my room, God damn it?
anything bigger than a handful you’re risking a sprained tongue
what did harry styles used to say? well zayn billy and taj dagleish trust me with ashley gallagher:he's an antique i must be careful not to break him.
She walks out of here with a severe limp.
if I don't get what I want.
Do you realize its snowing in my room Goddamnit!
toxic maxine unthunkerson was a bongbanghouse wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
The boozehounds return.
So I'm giving it to you.
Yeah.
ask too many questions about tonight.
I'm really sorry it has to come to this.
Aren't we though?
Hi, Tribe Fans
You can forget that other one.
Hey, brother!