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- You were? - Yeah.
That's out of my jurisdiction.
I poisoned me and you, I poisoned my career.
No, I'm good. Thanks, Lawrence.
Yup, I'm still the department's
Looks like we beat the rush.
♪ It's the Happytime Gang. ♪
What are you gonna do about it, you fluffy blue sock?
- Oh, shit. - PHIL: Jesus Christ.
God, you're so... You're...
This jackwad is the reason
waiting for this day.
Literally.
(PHIL READING) "Pay us $350,000 by Saturday
- Just hold your shit together. - Okay. I am.
Man, that is the greatest line of all time.
my Scientology dues.
and I don't wanna have to call a judge on you, you know,
Well, you might be a little worried
Listen, um, do you keep a record
AGENT CAMPBELL: Freeze, Philips!
It's like Children of the Corn.
- What? - (BOTH LAUGH)
You definitely look hotter than the last time I saw you.
I can't hold it!
I'm going back to the FBI.
Consider yourself suspended.
All right, thanks, Bubbles, you're a real peach.
No matter what they look like on the outside,
And I'm really fucking good at it.
You know what, Phil, The Happytime Gang
She's got a big place up in the Palisades.
BOTH: The Happytime Gang.
of Jasper Jackabee and his daughter?
- Here comes numbnuts. - Yeah.
there's no way I could find the real killer.
It's up to him, he's the lieutenant.
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
No, whoever killed Larry also took out Mr. Bumblypants.
- Yes, you are free to go. - No one asked you.
She's got them all.
All right, I'm sorry.
- Tell it to shut up and watch. - (ZIPPER BUZZES)
I want to see my attorney.
Bitches be crazy.
Insert your shitpost text here
Dr. Trevor, we have a fleshy
I'm gonna shred you into little bitty pieces
(YELPING)
- Get off of me! - JOEY: Knock it off!
You two need to start behaving like goddamn adults.
Oh, come on, stop it. Any calls?
and then I'd be rich,
♪ I want candy
Uh, excuse me, what?
Why'd you have to keep killing the whole gang?
You're out of your fucking mind.
- What? - There's a room behind this.
and they get real uppity if I don't keep them in line...
somewhere near the Santa Monica Pier.
I sense that you are searching.
Goofer, need a drink, buddy?
- Come again? - Exactly.
just to get to me.
Come on.
♪ So sweet, you make my mouth water
- No. - It's only 50 cents.
Looks like this mystery
and he's your typical shyster, meat sack piece of shit.
Freeze! You're under arrest for being...
and I'm gonna put you inside a king-size pillowcase
(CHUCKLES) That's charming.
- Turn that shit off. - You're making fun of me?
What?
when your a hoe on budget
- Turn it off. - ...song in my...
Uh, that's not mine.
'cause you know that mess.
I still had a soft spot for her.
and he could have me all to himself.
- My hands are tied. - PHIL: Lieutenant, come on.
( Beast Iscream barking loudly )
PHIL: 'Cause if you're a puppet, you're screwed.
- (PANTING) - (SCREAMING)
and keep a low profile?
Come on. Let's end this thing.
I'm gonna catch the bastards who did these murders.
Now it's off.
(SANDRA GASPING)
They fuck that rice pilaf
You gave it a shot with your whole
- Oh, man... - I'm sorry.
- I'd love to. I'd love to. - Okay.
(LAUGHING) Oh, yes, yes!
You can't actually like me for these murders.
PHIL: Edwards, tell them.
Oh, fuck me, it's a gun to the head.
Truth is, I'm neither.
And I wish I would've fucked you, Donnie.
You think you are the only one thinking about this stuff?
No Bumbly here.
Okay. All right. All right, tough guy.
SANDRA: Oh, my!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Drop the weapon! - Okay. I'm dropping it.
I just don't want to see you get hurt, all right?
I will pee on you like you're a hydrant.
Shoot him, baby.
Karen is not a real redhead.
We've had a lot of complaints regarding this party.
We need to talk.
Hey, Phil, why don't you let
- No, go ahead. - You know what?
I... I feel better.
EDWARDS: Everybody knows puppets don't shoot puppets.
Hey, so does this massage include a happy ending or not?
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry to hear that.
Let's party all night.
is too hot to handle without you.
Goddamn son of a bitch.
(SIGHS)
Hey, Lyle.
Your skin was so blue and puppety back then.
For 50 cents, I'll suck your dick. (CHUCKLES)