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Oh! Oh! Ugh!
- I don't have a shot. - Take the shot, Phil.
Nice. What a delicate little flower you are, huh?
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
What's it gonna be, Phil?
I'll give you what I call the "Continental Hot Sock."
I don't know her.
PHIL: The fact that they're not puppets.
(GRUNTS)
How does that feel, Roxy?
♪ Hey! ♪
That was a nice shot. Fuck.
Because there's one thing they have in common
Look, Lieutenant, this makes three
you're two peas in a little fucked-up pod.
You know this is not what partners do.
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
- Officer needs assistance! - (SCREAMING)
All right, so you're a psycho.
Sandra White is Jackabee's daughter.
- Hey, look, it's the NRA. - (GRUNTS) Get in here.
(STUTTERS) I'm on a case.
There's no squeaky thing inside us!
Married? Whose wife? What did you say?
Edwards! Jesus Christ.
for your disparaging remarks?
I care about was getting knocked off.
- They're married with kids now. - Ooh!
I don't know if that's PC to say.
Whoo!
♪ It's Happytime
I said, "Asshole says what?" and you...
Edwards!
PHIL: Need a clean shot.
is looking for a bigger piece of the pie.
PHIL: Oh, come on, Jenny.
"are guaranteed to split the $10 million up front."
- EDWARDS: Oh, my God! - Oh, Christ.
JENNY: You want some carrot, huh?
NIGGER THIS FAST (DONT NIGGER SLASH PEE) FOR NIGGER THOUSAND POINTS: NIGGER
Have you seen this puppet?
Puppets just don't seem to be able to handle themselves
I get very hungry for cold foods.
and he wanted to run away together.
Oh, shitcakes.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON PHONE) - BUBBLES: Uh-huh.
Well, hello.
- I don't need... - I got it.
Come in. Shut the door.
How you doing? Uh, I'm looking for this guy.
- Bingo. - VINNY: Hmm?
gonna be a problem here?
- Alone. - What? Oh, my God.
I'm bringing him on as a consultant.
to make that ocean view possible.
"among the remaining living cast members."
- Oh, it's okay, babe... - (BARKING)
that's three Happytime cast members
Yes, you came here for pleasure!
- Yeah, thank you. - What the hell is going on here?
PHIL: Edwards!
I'm lightheaded, I'm lightheaded...
Please, don't touch my balls.
Phil! (GRUNTS)
Hey.
How'd she get the drop on you?
- Ooh! - (SCREAMS)
Better.
- PHIL: Who is it? - Yes, sir. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Walk my dog.
What the... You fucking shot...
Jesus Christ, Phil, you look terrible.
Phil, wake up.
LAPD!
You awake?
Reportedly, he was last sighted
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
Any other way.
To me, that's a waste of good gauze.
and I'm gonna have the best goddamn sleep of my life.
(LAUGHTER)
Like a date.
What's my motive?
Oh.
SONG: ♪ Girl, look at that body... ♪
(PUPPET SINGS) ♪ You gotta dance! ♪
And you know what? Everybody knows
...Jenny's dead.
- (CLEARS THROAT) - EDWARDS: Okay.
COW PUPPET: Oh!
I just got a lucky shot off.
What the fuck... I don't even know what you're talking about!
Well, how am I supposed to be?
You just hang on, you understand?
when one of us drops.
That was his heaven.
(ALL LAUGHING)
That doesn't make it okay.
Murders?
JENNY: It's fine, I know the plan.
(GROANING)
Yeah, that blue matches my pubes.
and said you murdered her wife, Jenny Peterson.
Officer Larry Shenanigans.
Drop that gun, Phil, I don't wanna hurt you.
"and just keep feeding you,
Don't make this harder than it has to be.
They're not coming out without a fight.
Shit.
And I'd like to take you out to dinner,
that was accepted by everyone.
- That's true. - He's the Philips.
- What? - (EDWARDS AND PHIL LAUGH)
to remember who the detective is around here.
We are not in the briar patch anymore, boys. Whoo!
You wanna cry about it? I'll park you behind a desk.
Edwards, you're off suspension.