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You're a fucking asshole.
(WHIMPERING)
- Give it to me! - (MOANING)
Oh, Mr. P, you're gonna give me a very fat butt.
They will tear out all of his stuffing
ANNOUNCER: Returning this fall,
And what do you mean, she didn't exist? Everybody exists.
I don't know, babe.
You boys want some Fiddle Faddle?
Fucking rabbits.
(WHIRRING STOPS)
'Cause it ain't you, Philips.
Daddy! Daddy!
Where is your filthy hose?
- Huh? Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
Puppet Pussy Party.
(EXHALES)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh! No! You don't... Ow!
You're quiet.
the Puppet Television Network.
Give me the carrot. Give me the carrot.
I'm sorry I shot the wrong guy.
(RABBITS EXCLAIM)
I need your help to save him.
(SINGING) ♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet
from one sugar fix to the next.
- Partner? - Shut up.
Bite the tip!
Well, you're a real fucking poet, aren't you?
Push it. (GRUNTS)
How about that?
I can't read your lips, you're a fucking puppet.
He's servicing a client right now.
We got you surrounded.
What?
(WHIMPERS)
If he did it, I'll bring him in myself.
JUNKYARD: Flush to the motherfucking queen.
Just answer my question.
Yeah, the internet's killing me,
these puppets wouldn't know a good deal
Happy ending?
(BOTH GRUNTING)
You and I both know that this is like puppet bullshit here,
I guess she heard about those guys already.
Am I a human? Am I a puppet?
- PUPPET: Does that hurt? - (MOANING)
EDWARDS: Who is that?
in my stuffing-filled chest was still a...
I'm lightheaded, I'm lightheaded...
- Oh! - I apologize...
(MUFFLED GROANING)
I didn't think you were coming around here no more.
- PHIL: Okay, okay. - Attaboy, attaboy.
I just don't wanna watch
As you can see, she's the kind of girl
Come on.
That's delicious. It's like springtime in Beijing.
Yeah.
She's got her hands on my carrot!
Uh, yeah, Detective Edwards called.
- RABBIT 1: Look at that! - RABBIT 2: Oh, wow!
Jesus Christ... Oh, shit, Lyle!
But I will only give you pain!
to permanently repeal the Philips Code.
But I'm glad you're still here.
Would a crazy fucking bitch do this?
What the hell's she doing with a picture
Oh, my God, is that the ocean over there?
I didn't recognize that it was Larry.
What are you, some kind of qualified tailor?
Literally, any other way than what you just did.
To find the killer, we needed to look into
Fuck.
Eeeeeeee!
Jesucristo.
What, did you take a vow of silence?
Hey, hey. Give him his eye back.
No one's coming in with the suit jackets made
- I'm so sorry. - Don't hold my...
You're a goddamn menace!
(PANTING)
She didn't exist. Can I have one of those bananas?
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
Stop yelling at me! You know what?
No, this is ridiculous. Come on.
(EXHALING)
God damn it. There you go, there you go.
That's fine, let me just tidy up for a sec.
- Oh, yeah. - Drop it, Phil.
(YELLING) Get your teeth out of my tit!
How about you apologize to Roxy
- Roxy? - Yeah.
Jesus Christ. Shut the curtains, would you?
- I'm not squeamish. - Yeah, you are.
Give me the key. She's getting away.
(WHIMPERS)
- EDWARDS: Take the shot, Phil! - SANDRA: He won't shoot me.
in more fluff than you can imagine.
Put the weapon down!
Yeah. You've got it. The wife of who?
- (CHUCKLES) That's not yours? - No!
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
world's greatest detective.
I know it's early, but what the heck.
(CHUCKLING) Oh, Phil, it's on again.
And you said, "What?"
It makes me wish I had a dick for you to suck.
- Bark for me, bitch! Bark! - (MUFFLED BARKING)
- (SIGHS AND SNIFFLES) - Here comes the lieutenant.
(PANTING) Oh, shit.
Yeah. I'm gonna, um, take that as a yes.
(SNORTING)
- Crystal clear. - Oh, shit.
Drop your gun.
♪ Then I'll have candy all the time
to be warm and fuzzy, it might as well be.
LARRY: Here comes my brother with his partner.
I can't believe you fucking shot me.
I received this in the mail today.
Hey, Vin, it's Phil.
Oh, you feel better, too?
Blue male, three and a half feet tall.
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
and I ruined all of our lives in the process,
(GRUNTS)
I'm gonna take two.