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Something doesn't feel right.
I'll call you when I check into a motel. All right?
- (MOANS) - Okay. Okay. Okay.
(SANDRA SCREAMING)
(MOANS)
Here's your Chicks With Big Asses.
Fuck you, Reith. You know what?
Excuse me.
The last thing this department needs
This will not be pretty.
- PHIL: Yeah! - SANDRA: Yes!
- Fucking Big Idiot! - That's not what it stands for!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
I mean, no offense, I don't wanna start anything,
- Make it rain! - Peel on me.
(MUMBLES) We owe them.
Straight from Tijuana.
- That's okay. - Yeah, that's even better.
Where the fuck were you?
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING) - (SANDRA SCREAMS)
Go get her.
a fresh batch of margaritas, huh?
Do it, meat sack, take it.
Freaky-deaky.
- Okay, all right. - (GASPS)
- (MUNCHING) - (GLASS SHATTERS)
Oh, hey. (CHUCKLES) Hey, Lieutenant.
Months.
Who bent your boner?
(OFFICER GRUNTS)
Are you looking for some rotten cotton?
- I gotta go. - Okay, wait a minute.
Oh, my God.
Oh, all right, okay.
Well, let's give 'em one, partner.
- (GROANS) - Jesus Christ.
- I just said that. - You both just said it.
you Kremlin piece of shit. (LAUGHING)
- That took you long enough. - Mmm.
(YELLING)
We were partners once, back when I was a cop.
And? And, "Good afternoon, Detective Edwards."
I'm just scratching and clawing
She said, "I'd like to sew your asshole shut
- (FIREMAN GROANS) - Bingo.
Whoo! Lyley, the Wildman!
They did?
♪ I want candy
It's my fucking charger
- (DOGS BARKING) - Easy!
All I'm seeing is that you look like a cloth vagina.
but, what, did I miss another body around here?
(WHIMPERING) Okay.
That has never worked for you, am I right?
Well, nice choice of words, asshole.
where the sugar is cheap and the sex is cheaper.
100% pure puppet.
Thank you, Mr. Philips.
and guess what I found.
When did you get so squeamish?
No. Unless you're talking about your penis.
where your cut was 60%.
of ever becoming a cop.
Thanks, Lieu.
♪ But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater... ♪
- Yeah, tell me about it. - (CHUCKLES)
I thought I was gonna lose you.
no matter how masculine and unkempt they are.
You are both equally not bags of shit.
Tell us what you got, Bubbles.
Oh, okay. Hey, everybody, it's Sherlock Holmes,
Oh, um, excuse me, sir. This is a private terminal.
Yeah...! No.
is for anyone to see you here.
- Jesus. - (OFFICER GAGGING)
Take the fucking shot, Phil!
I'm a businessman, going to do my business.
Ah, that looks really painful.
It's unethical.
You don't mind if I have one of your cigarettes, do you?
- I was in the can. - Doing what?
You're absolutely right.
There we go.
(MUMBLES) I'm, um...
- ('I TOUCH MYSELF' PLAYING) - RABBIT 1: Oh, boy.
- (GASPS) - Do not come at me like that.
(SNORTING)
♪ We're gonna have, we're gonna have a good day
The Happytime Gang TV show
What's she doing in a Hollywood apartment?
Yeah, why don't we pay a little visit
Well, no, I still think you're an asshole.
but you made me realize I like killing.
Okay. How do you wanna do this?
I'm lightheaded... I'm lightheaded...
Sandra, where are you?
- Hey. - Hey, yourself.
Neither side wants me, and I don't blame 'em.
- Wakey-wakey! - Wake up, Phil!
20 years ago, when you shot that man
Edwards! You all right?
- (PANTING) - SANDRA: Stop right there!
PHIL: Detective Connie Edwards.
Grade-A hyper sucrose.
Out of the way, incoming.
Move out of the way. You're so dramatic.
It's a tragedy, what happened.
It took me, like, under a minute.
Oh, Jenny, I'm poison.
I don't want anything hot from you.
Hey, I said a backpack, you said the cooler. So...
He was my brother and, deep down,
PHIL: All right, freeze.
The case was on,
WOMAN PUPPET: She said she might. That's funny!
but you don't actually like him for this, do you?
You can't... You can't do that!
What the fuck, Phil? How could you miss him?
The wife. Where?
- Hey, boss. - Hey, dear.
Like Manson-level good.
(GASPS)
I think you missed me. (CHUCKLES)
Do you know what they'll do to a puppet ex-cop in prison?
I've been searching public records on Sandra White
Yes and no. We had proof until it was incinerated.
What do you know about this Ronovan Scargle?
I think you might have done some irreparable damage.
Somebody want to help out Stevie Ray Vaughan here?
And I'll puff, and I'll blow your fucking door down!
Please, if you could help me,