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it says on your chart that you're fucked up
please welcome Vinny Mawumba in the Dildozer!
He talks like a fag too.
Justice wasn't also blind, but had become retarded as well.
my new vice president.
Hey. Just draw me a map, okay?
monday isn't moffday or muckeyday or moonday or monkeyday or momday or motorday or mountainday or mindyday or munpy day or managementday or mylantaday.
YEAH! I like money though...
Brittany? No, you didn't!
- Is she bangin'? - Yeah, sure, she is.
And his brother Bobby Mawumba in the Ass Blaster!
- So why didn't you tell us? - 'Cause I like money. I'm sorry.
Oh, man. That was great.
- Please stand clear. - Freeze! Hands up! Don't move!
HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEF SUPREME
- I don't talk like that. - "I don't talk like that."
Oh, I- I like money.
I thought you was in jail. How'd you get to be the secretary of interior?
I can't believe I'm even saying this, but...
- Forget about the time machine. - Yeah!
He's gonna make 'em grow again.
like build ships and pyramids, and they even went to the moon.
No, wait, listen. You let me, an innocent man, get thrown in jail.
- He's the secretary of defense. - Hi.
'Too.
and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.
Yeah!
See a Essentials love It's very different than that of a square
Thank you for waiting. Dr. Lexus will be with you shortly.
I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day.
What the hell is this?
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until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.
I tell her not to do the experiment.
Paintings
Oh, that's fuckin' great.
I'm real glad you're happy to be here, Frito, but I brought you here to help me.
Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
I'm the Secretary of State Brought to you by Mayor Bloomberg
Why do you keep trying to read that word?
Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of America.
Yeah, SUCK ONE
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That's right. Whatever you say, sir.
Well, we finally decided to have children...
Oh, I like titties
The Biden family motto I'm gonna Fuc* all you all
You are harboring a fugitive by the name of Not Sure.
Idiocracy
You know, I think there's been some kind of mistake...
He's my lawyer... and he's not a very good one either
OH, YEAH, BABY, I Can flex so good
Yeah? Okay. Uh, 30, Frito.
I've been thinking. It's been 500 years.
Yeah, I think everybody does
It’s what plants crave!
He's kinda stupid, but he's President Camacho's stepbrother.
An imbecile sapling, deeply rooted in stupid soil…
I'm gonna socially distance
You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
on a work-release whorin' license as long as you're doin' her.
Think, uh... you think maybe you could wait a day?
President Camacho!
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Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo.
Cmon s rite, don’t be such a pussy
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whats the minus of 30 and 20.
Yeah suck one. UK has like 20 million a day. Batin'
was a lot easier when the world is populated by morons.
and not having his U. P. C. tattoo.
And he sentenced his ass to one night of Rehabilitation.
Water? Like out the toilet?
But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research...
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He won a contest. Got to be a cabinet member.
- We're all unemployed! - You think that makes the "ecomony" suck?
Huh?
Oh, hell yeah!
Don't be a pussy
Seemed to be heading for this particular "domistile".
Hey, Frito. Frito, you remember those crops we saw off the road...
And that's all it was for 90 minutes.
and one of its most secretive.
Yes.
Under President Not Sure's leadership, a new era dawned.
Is she bangin?
Uh, no, she is. We, uh... we already did it.
Fuck you penis
Okay, her pod's up here on the right. She shouldn't be far away, I hope.
An All New Ow My Balls
BUILDING HAS WHAT LIL FKITS CRAVE IT'S GOT MERIT
For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
Joe used his superior intelligence...
I give you my word as president.
Scopely maintenance
Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence.
Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?!
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Oh! Can you turn this up? I love Rehabilitation.
And I'm all, "You've gotta be shittin' me." But check this out, man.
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.
Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry.
Oh, yeah, that's...
Just hold on, okay? Everyone just take it easy, okay?
You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Pfizer.
I didn't steal anything.
- I thought someone should look out for you too. - Thanks.
Rhino get yo
Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!
porn superstar, and president of the United States...
Could you check again?
now with more molecules?
Rita! It's me, Joe, from the experiment. Get in the car! Come on.