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Ma'am, the producer of "The Tonight Show" thought it would be fun if...
- Jaffar! - Sources close to...
'We've been stunned by the revelations
Yeah!
Do I need, like, special glasses
She's gonna love these.
- You can have Amy. - Wait, I don't understand.
If you notice any swelling, let me know,
and not President Laura Montez
Okay, I am not gonna say that joke to Johnny.
that I was just giving her a ride home.
"'The New York Times' says,
she's the President of the United... who cares?
Just call her back and rebook the whole thing.
He wants to gargle my nuts and tickle my taint?
- Jane, you are historic. - Thank you.
- She's not dumping me. - Oh, no, I am.
Now, guys, what is our move with Leon?
we get the kids out 10 minutes a day...
Come on, how the fuck do you turn this thing off?!
I'm curious, you're gonna sue us for what?
I'm not one of your precious inmates.
a heroine for our times.
- I'm... - Ah, ah!
right here in New York City Yellow Cabs.
Ooh, hey, fantastic...
Okay, come on.
You are going to retract every word this very nanosecond.
- Oh, yes! - How about you, Richard?
- Are you parked in the garage? - Yeah, I'm just outside.
For shitting the urinal so badly,
- Everybody loves you! - Shut up!
the PACs, the reelection committees, everything.
but you're dating my daughter, so.
Next up, Melanie, age eight.
- Still off the record. - invasion of privacy.
Sometimes I forget I do.
- That's Bethany. - Okay, thank you, Tiffany.
Oh, my God, they're talking about my eye job?
Okay, I think all we have is Diet Coke in the fridge.
Richard! So glad to see you. I missed you.
- They're ready for you, ma'am. - Oh.
Well, it's been quite a year for the Meyer Fund for Adult Literacy,
Ma'am, they've got the data breach.
specifically penetrative sex.
You know, I was thinking that I might wanna become more involved.