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about the mining of those dead kids' social security and medical data.
Well, what are you standing here for?
Ooh.
Well, good timing because we're in print
Now, why do you think I'm here?
That's what I think.
to cut my dick off so you could marry me?
Take your name off the ballot?
What does it say?
so I am pulling this creature from the jizz lagoon
There's an off... you see the off button?
than you have in this mangled abortion coat hanger
I'm better at arms. You should see the page where I wrote about the arms dealer.
Did they mention the antique egg that we stole from the Oval?
They're in Italy.
- You're the donor. - Oh, father.
- Maybe a waterproof tarp. - Yes, actually,
I get first pick, and I pick Graves.
- Stevie says we've gotta wrap it up. - Yeah.
- Hey, you gonna pay? - I'm in.
We don't know my diary is the source.
- Here you go, sweetie. - Thank you.
- Yeah, in 10 minutes would be good. - It is good.
- I'm drying the "glow-tion." - Don't use the word "glow-tion."
Yes, ma'am.
- Yes. Yes. - Yeah.
No, no, don't take it so hard!
What do you mean a little while?
- Gellardi, hit me, I'm open. - What are you doing here, Congressman?
Just the two of us.
I don't think that there are any clean glasses.
Because you're so tall.
Wanna play a game of Horse?
No shit. So, what do you think?
You need to get in touch with Leon right now.
You know, ma'am,
Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?
Yeah, he owns, like, all these old people.
Did you put a towel or anything underneath her?
You know what I love most about your daughter?
It's a copy of the president's book.
I'm Bethany, and I'm gonna go over a few rules of "What's in the Bag?" with you...
Whatever happened to half a bottle of red wine and three Virginia Slims?
Wow, that smells good. What is that?
and no erection for six weeks.
I don't have a zinger for that one.
It is a toxic infant blowout