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but I didn't wanna lock myself out.
- Well, whatever. - This is amazing.
on our CBS digital platforms.
I know, Kent. I was looking up jobs
It's kind of like the wave in "The Perfect Storm,"
I ruined her administration, like, four times.
- Is it a second diary dump? - Oh, it is beyond a dump.
She was always so scared about monsters everywhere,
Off.
It is. It's a perfect amount of time for a lot of these kids.
take our shit show on the road.
- Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome...
Ezra has more raw political talent in the tip of his rosy-head pecker
you know...
- Finally got Catherine down. - I could never get her down.
is a monumental achievement.
By the way, this is quite a photo on the cover.
Who despises me like this?!
What?
Uh, you can't talk to him like that.
Is that before or after I scheduled the surgery
- What? - It's the tea for your underparts!
Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes.
I'm pulling all my financial support...
Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?
- Good luck, ma'am. - Hi. How are you?
Shawnee, wait...
Okay, you know what? Let's make him wait.
- That's copy editing. - Congratulations again, Amy.
I mean, you've been with this network for how many decades now?
to have some children come out here.
- The baby is in distress. - and her baby is in such distress.
- Look how pretty. - You think it's too low-cut?
Yeah, I don't blame you.
Well?
It's got the soldier whose leg you lost.
As you may have heard, today marks my departure
Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!
Will you pass me one of those ice packs, please?
I could really use the cleansing power of a charity right now.
Well, that sounds bad.
- Are you in here? - 12 mentions. Adequate.
and the headband, of course,
Madam President, we are all so honored to have you on the show.
- Is that a pun? - Well, that's on you, Amy,
Oh, my God!
- It's really, really nice. - Thank you.
because of the "Post" article.
Breaking news from the "Washington Post."
Oh, my God, put it on really quick.
- Your ex. - No. Yale!
- I've got Catherine, but, I mean... - Let's just go.
I suppose I should've hired some goons to kick the shit out of you,
Somebody you hired to make sure you don't get erections?
- Ma'am, um... - Ahem, yeah?
You could get murdered in my country for saying something like that.