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And that's why we call it:
He should be dead. Right now, he's got more urine than blood.
- What is this, an escape? - I wouldn't count on it.
Feels like there's something in there.
...cross your fingers for me.
I understand. It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.
Yes, just like one of you.
Oh, that's not... Um.
All right.
I haven't seen her this happy in ages.
You know what I say when I see a bed of...
Congutulations/ Props Big giant props
This is the best trick ever!
- What are you doing? No! - Climbing!
...I'm Steve Gray.
What you're feeling right now...
Yummy. Unh!
Okay, I'm just gonna head out.
- What? Sorry? - Yes.
If I spend more than an hour away from my cats...
Now, according to my research, there's a narrow angle...
Well, thank you for being so terrible.
I don't understand.
- Very nice. - Thank you.
Whoo.
You've probably seen me on The Merv Griffin Show...
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Burt Wonderstone.
...my life...
- You're gonna wear that? - Yes.
You've probably seen me on The Merv Griffin Show...
The point is, it's a huge bed.
Ladies and gentlemen...
All right. Very proud of you.
A Magical Friendship."
Wow, thanks. I'm going to call him Wonderstone.
Behind you.
...and I didn't like that feeling.
Imagine this:
- Ahh! - "Holding It In."
Come on, come on, come on.
Okay. That I objectified you, and that I always stood too close to you...
P. S. Dinner is in the fridge, and I got you your favorite cake. It's on the counter.
Whatever! You're welcome to it!
Goddamn, that's the worst thing I ever saw in my life.
How'd...?
...your lips move when you do the Elmsley Count...
Doug Munny asked me to perform at his kid's birthday party.
Oh, boobies.
Three!
Okay, maybe if you'd come to even one rehearsal...
I sure do, Anton. But we didn't play it quite the way the other kids did.
...leaving me with only five.
So whatever I did that was insensitive and stupid, I'm sorry.
Let's see that smile. Ha-ha-ha.
Behold.
...grease and flour a 9 " x 13" cake pan and then pour the batter into the pan.
I go to places where the children have neither food nor clean water...
I want it.
Right.
I'm different than the other magicians you'll see tonight.
- You're gonna be all right. - We don't know that yet.
- Oh, that must've been a good day. - It was the best.
- How'd you do that? - A magician never tells his secrets.
- Makes you look cute. - Thanks.
Well, no. I'm a magician. I bring magic.
- What about "Raisin Storm"? - We did it. Arsenio in '91.
So gross.
You are so much better than that.
Now, what you're smelling is not barbecue, ladies and gentlemen.
And that I was so unprofessional.
- So? - How are we gonna do the show?
Not bad. But wait till they see what I have planned.
- What happened? - I had a stroke.
We're just having fun!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Anton.
Celebrity impersonators.
...and when I asked him who he would like to perform at the party...
...that we have our first official entrant into that competition...
I don't know. Check it.
...when I was given a Rance Holloway Magic Kit.
Did you like that? Of course you did.
Wonderstone! You're okay.
The pout.
That's a lovely bracelet you have.
All right. Heh.
Please put the card back in the deck. Do not show me the card.
So then our first trick should be "Confetti Out of a Hat."
I said "no offense." Therefore, you cannot be offended.
- Yes. - No, Burt!
- Well, we have a following. - You need a younger crowd, okay?