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(music) Valderi
- What? No, we're not animals. - No, of course not.
"God, I'm So Envious Of You! You've Got To Give Natalie A Talk."
No, sweetheart! Please. Please don't do it to me.
- [Phone rings] - [In Italian]
- [Thudding] - [Gasping]
Whoa.
Yeah. I mean, not the big Congress, of course, the little one.
- It's made especially for your spine. - I like it.
What a spot.
What's flan?
Don't even worry about yellow, just orange.
[Natalie] Flan, kids! Flan!
[Rustling, footsteps]
- Try different breakfast foods. - I like pancakes.
I don't even live here and that place is pulling my testicles up.
I want you to stop the car. Honey, stop the car right now!
Travel industry. We get into the travel industry.
[Tim] It's an hour from here and it has all sorts of wildlife...
Oh, God.
and introduce myself to everyone.
When I was maybe 10,
all lined up with a brand-new winch,
You kidding? There's towns around.
Winner gets 50 cents. 50 cents. Come on.
What a day, right?
- Who at? - I blew up at my boss.
I can't taste your pants?
You know what I was thinking? We should target zoos.
Goodbye.
affected you like that, all I can say is, I am such a jerk.
[Nick] One spray: Problem solved.
but when any large dead animal comes in proximity with the public
[Natalie] On this beautiful, clear day,
Corky. Giddy up. Giddy up.
Mmm-hmm.
And I drive off to do what? To make sandpaper.
It tapped on my desk. It sat in my lap.
Come on.
That is an awesome invention. I mean, we could sure use it.
Where are you?
She has a complete flip out! She flips out the room!
[Nick] Natalie stormed out of the bedroom.
I hear you way better when I turn like this. Talk to me.
He was eating apples in my yard.
- It's all right. - Every time without exception?
But I will say this:
A little taste of the good life.
- Right. - Thinking of buying a swimming pool?
We're still partners.
You got to shut everything down. Get under the covers. Come on.
And money's poisoned your soul.
You know, it's like a long, complicated story.
Jack... Jack Jackameyer.
$ 72 for this white statue of a man on a horse with a spray can.
I ate some of your crackers. We sang in the rain.
Everyman Dimwit.
Whoo!
Okay.
I couldn't sleep. I got to talk to you.
Stand warned, okay, stand warned.
Hey, you want to feel something? Come here.
Something fruity for me and my friend, Tim.
That's it.
Anybody need a portable phone? Everyone needs one.
I think I did.
- [Natalie] Up and out? - [Nick] Up and out.
Did you know that an elephant goes, like 100 pounds a day?
But I've revised my thinking about the $50,000 grand thing.
I actually was drunk from before. I went into your yard and...
[High-pitched whinny]
Shit.
Okay, Tim...
- Bye. - Oh!
He squeezes it... he's on a skateboard. He squeezes it...
There you go.
Like I'll feel better if I don't drink your coffee.
Easter Island?
And what am I going to give you?
"A sweet time of life."
- [Whistling] - [Debbie] Timmy! Telephone!
[Nick] Vapoorize!
5@y3
All right, let's take another look at that follow-through.
[Sighing]
Well, then, good God almighty,
No.
Che, Che something.
[Tim] He's not doing anything.
So you mean we're not getting a pool?
and I got fired and I want a drink.
How does electricity work? I think it's a great idea.
but would you mind tugging the arrow out?
- My big international partner. - Debbie.