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Rhoda.
- Hi. - Hi. Am I in your way?
It's gonna taste a little strange though.
- How are you? - What are you doing up this early?
Uh...
Well, I guess you can take care of yourself.
Mary.
Now, the bartender at the Lucky 7-11 doesn't get this request very often.
What happens when these separated men go back to their wives?
- like other people use the word "hello." - False.
- Hi, Mar. - Good morning, Murray.
But, Mr. Grant, don't do it again, okay?
I don't know. Maybe a little kissin', foolin' around. I don't know.
America, by someone who hasn't seen it for three years.
Oh, you know, I just love your news.
- Ah, that's good wine. - You're drinking scotch.
What am I laughing at? Everywhere I go, they keep shoving these things at me.
- I thought you two were roommates. - What makes you think that?
- Let me explain why I told you I'm married. - It's none of my business.
I've seen you on television, haven't I?
Rhoda, go home.
I mean, I don't know why you even bring it up. This is just a lunch, right?
My labels.
- How about the truth game? - You know what's always fun? Continuation.
- Where're you from anyway? - Los Angeles.
Boy, did she wipe you out pretty good!
[Cackles] Come on. What do you say we go back to the Lucky 7-11?
It's tough to say "you're welcome" after a thank you like that.
Uh, John, I'd like you to meet my roommate, Rhoda Morgenstern.
That's because he was in Hawaii.
Extra.
She's asleep.
What are you working on?
We had lunch, just one lunch.
[Clears Throat] Well, let me see if I understand this.