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Because no one will hire you.
You helped me with the audition for that soap. It's that soap!
You'll find you picked the wrong man to challenge.
To prove some point like power makes a woman masculine...
...my high-school graduation and my wedding.
- You're even prettier in person. - Thank you.
This may seem silly to you, but this is our first date.
Night, Fay.
Yeah, it hurts me. Be the last one to take your coat tonight. We'll talk.
Nice meeting you.
How do you feel about Cleveland?
- Live? - Quick, like bunnies.
It was late, and I wanted it to be a surprise.
- They killed him? - So to speak.
Tonight, sure. Tonight?
It's for Amy.
Which way for your left?
- You really felt it? - That's why I'm going.
Come on, Mike. What do you mean, get you out of it?
- Uta said that. - I don't care.
- You are psychotic! - No, I'm employed.
That's nice.
Don't say anything now...
I'm sorry about what happened out there.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CLEVELAND?
What the hell? I'll live, won't I?
Make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?
No, you did it yourself.
What do you mean? He was singing.
I just did it for the work. I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
Being with someone.
People are in this business to make money.
me upon hearing high risk group to shelter 6 more weeks: SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW
Lester. Sandy Lester?
What? What?
I think so.
Look, you don't know me from Adam.
That's our producer, Rita Marshall. George Fields is Dorothy's agent.
I'm John Van Horn.
Well, the baby and I are gonna go up to my dad's farm upstate.
Well, I'm going.
- Thank you. Lovely blouse. - Thank you.
Let's make it definite. Dinner tomorrow.
- Lovely job. First-rate. - You were wonderful.
Phil Weintraub's party is Saturday. Let's just go.
God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure.
Let me have a right profile, camera 1. Camera 3, a left profile.
...and she'll probably throw a drink in my face.
Oh, well, thank you.
I'm in the shower! I got soap in my eyes!
- I have to kiss Dr. Brewster! - He kisses all the women.
When did Jeff start collaborating on his play?
You got it. Thursday, what time?
We're looking forward to having you grace us with your presence...
Hurry before someone calls the cops!
- All right, kid. - It's mine?
I'm not kidding. I don't know you, but I know you.
There are no other women like you. You're a man!
- Oh, Christ. - No, just Dorothy.
The best part of myself.
I just don't have the energy.
- Yes, Miss... - Kimberly.
She's not tough. She's a wimp!
Okay, make her work peripherally.
Big John, wonderful!
See, I just wanted to ask concerning the doctor...
I do feel it's time to set the record straight.
Why haven't you returned my phone calls?
Maybe your contract has a morals clause.
I gotta go.
Here.
It happened to be a good instinct, toots.
- What? - All of it.
She's an excellent typist.
I think we're gettin' into a weird area, here.
Open the door!
I'll set up the crib in a second.
...but I think that, nowadays, when people dream...
Can we drop you? Maybe you'd like to join us for a drink.
- I gotta get something on. - Are you having a party?
I'll get a service tomorrow.
Jeff Slater, John Van Horn.
They always throw stuff at you in the last minute.
...and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth...
They can't all be idiots. You argue with everybody!
And that's sick.
She'll have to paint the kitchen.
Not bad.
The truth is, you were okay company.
There's nothing in between.
You're worried about your audition. Why?
I'm not your mother. I don't find plays for you to star in.
...you and I must talk.
Michael, you're not gonna raise 25 cents.
Well, I can't afford therapy, Miss Kimberly.
Yes, it wasn't logical.
I'd like to...
here's your presentation i'm excited!
- Is George Fields in? - Yes, he is.