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You got any kids, Dorothy?
If he calls, don't say anything about this.
That soap!
Open the door. It's me, Sandy. Open the door!
You think she's fat?
There's no excuse. There's unemployment.
But since I met you, I'm so grateful to have you as a friend.
We're up next.
Let me see exactly what you showed us a while ago.
I'm ready.
Thank you.
You make it! You find a way to raise it.
- I did and she still thinks I'm gay. - Oh, that's not so good.
You hurt my feelings. What happened?
So she returned to the States and joined the staff right here...
You don't have to.
Lesbian? You just said gay.
You'll be all right.
I gave them to a girl.
Shame on you, you macho shithead.
Edward Kimberly, who's finally vindicated his sister's good name.
No. We're looking for somebody shorter.
Don't be silly. How much trouble can a baby be? Go on.
Would that make a difference?
Oh, are these for today?
- No, thanks. I feel like walking. - Okay, bye.
What's a good relationship, Dotty? Can I call you Dotty?
He's working now as a waiter in a disreputable restaurant.
You taught me to stop hiding and just be myself...
Oh yes it was!
Yes. Well, you know what? I think it is about that time.
I think it makes me look dumpy.
- You think I do this without a plan? - What do you mean?
How're you doing?
But then she pretends I promised her something. Then I pretend I did.
That is one nutty hospital.
I won't take up much room.
Mike Dorsey.
Where do you come off sending me a play for you to star in?
Thank you, Mrs. Crawley.
I know there's pain in every relationship. I just want my pain now.
Tips. It's tips.
Great view, huh?
You don't remember me?
He told me what he wanted. I didn't say anything.
- Julie, you want anything? - No. She's fine, thanks.
- Just one drink and I'll go. - Oh, all right, but I...
God, you guys are having a good time, huh?
- Yes, it's yummy. - I had a decorator do it.
Or, I really dug your play, man. I cried.
Lester.
Can I call you back? Thank you.
Can I call you sometime?
...at 15 and was driven out of the house.
Pardon me, is my acting interfering with your talking?
- I don't know how to say this... - I wish you wouldn't.
You got 90-95% unemployment. It's never going to change.
It makes it more difficult for me to say what I'm now going to say.
I got great reviews from the critics. Not that that's why I did it.
Don't be so hard on Dr. Brewster. He's insecure.
One scrod underdone.
What? Oh, you mean about doing it over again.
Ron was supposed to come over last night. I had dinner all ready.
Your dad and I had a couple of beers and shot a good game of pool.
Does Julie ever mention me?
Excuse me, Miss Right? Miss Right?
...I saw your play.
You an actress? Terrific face. Nice blouse. Who'd you come with?
...I can say, Yeah, I eat his food.
- Fine. - Call you.
I know you usually got a lot of lines to learn.
What is it, Michael?
Thank you. Hold it a minute.
- How do you feel about Cleveland? - Knock it off.
If it's Diane, how do I explain there's a woman here?
Our brilliant engineers have again erased a reel of the show.
I shouldn't have people over. They never show up.
...he was an unmerciful tyrant. An absolute dodo bird.
He's condescending. He calls me sweetheart.
I'm gonna tell you the truth. Sandy...
Okay, thanks. I'm gonna raise $8,000 to do Jeff's play.
I can hear you in there, you guys. Open the door!
God... Look what you... Margaret?
- Who wants another drink? - You better take it easy.
Twenty-two and 23 come down to 18.
Married or not married.
That's my flounder.
Yes. He's been crazy since he fell through the ice.
- Don't answer that! - Why not?
Oh, no!
You signed the standard contract.
What did you say?
Enough laughing at your old man.
You don’t have to say anything.
- Producer. - Sorry. Producer...
Ron?
When you were late, I went by your place.
So did I. I thought.
That's very convenient.
Are you all right?
Don't, don't, don't panic.
- For your help and advice. - I think of you all as my daughters.
- To Return to the Love Canal. - Hurry up.
Above all, take 1000 units of vitamin C every hour with milk only.
I miss Dorothy.
- Thanks for staying up and talking. - Don't you mention it.
Every once in a while. We actually had to do it live once.
Ordering: Veal chop, medium, two scrods, an order of chicken!
...Dorsey, is it?
Now, wait a minute. You can't just go in there!
- What do you want? - A double champagne.
I never in my wildest dreams...
- Yes. - I couldn't get a cab.
...swore to the good Lord above he'd follow in her footsteps.