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Dorothy...
Michael...
- Julie thinks your gay? - No, my friend Sandy.
But what?
I can't let her see me like this.
Not on a farm, anyway.
Can I have your autograph? I've always watched the show.
So, are these real chocolate-covered cherries?
This just came to our dressing room for you.
Now they have all this stuff about being like the other sex...
Send me up for anything. I don't care.
You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I'm proud of being a woman.
- And I lose, right? - Get down here a minute.
My name is Dorothy.
Fine.
- Mr. Carlysle, I... - Jesus Christ!
This isn't for me. It's another girl's candy.
...just, just, just...
- I'll jump in the shower. - Hurry, hurry, hurry!
...for I am not Emily Kimberly...
What kind of mother wouldn't give her girls tits?
...is unconscious by nine and works at dawn?
- Nobody's going to do that play. - Why?
...I cannot understand why she hangs around with that director.
Michael, he's tied up right now. I swear!
And you've got him defensive and hostile.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
I'm going to give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod...
I just wish I looked prettier. I look in the mirror and...
I know this is kind of quick, but that's how I am.
Don't do that. Don't apologize because I'm three hours late.
- Yes. - Okay, ladies.
In fact, she went riding one time and lost all her teeth.
- I'll be right back. - Okay.
Fifteen seconds to commercial.
That you put a network on the spot?
Dorothy's gonna sit with Amy.
Page 205, you want camera one or two?
I'm a woman. Not Felicia's mother. Not Kevin's wife.
Don't do that anymore. Don't do that to Aunt Dorothy.
- What a lovely, lovely room. - Is it?
He's rehearsing The Iceman Cometh for Broadway.
First a toast.
I don't want to make trouble.
Why?
I made a million plans looking at this wallpaper.
Okay, hold it there.
So much for the mutual-admiration society.
Sandy? It's Sandy?
Don't call me.
You want me?
We never said I love you.
You know what my problem is?
Two tortellinis, a gazpacho with two salads.
Is that clock right?
I think we should tape it.
Listen, I know this is exactly what you want to hear now...
That's right. Come on. No, don't stop.
You're Michael acting Dorothy.
Isn't she cute?
Well, it works.
This isn't even for me. This is another girl's candy!
- Will I ever see you again? - We've known each other six years.
Hi! We met the other day. Julie Nichols, hospital slut.
No one will hire you.
Nice dress.
What's the matter with that?
How did you ever let him in?
...there wasn't talk about what a woman was, what a man was.
I don't like it when people say...
I'm sure she... Are you sure you'll be okay?
Mary Juliet Cooper.
Yes, love.
Oh, that woman! That's a friend of Jeff's.
Excuse me, doctor.
- Don't whine like you're second-rate. - I said good day!
Andrew Donovan, report to Wardrobe, please.
I hear you in there.
Alright, I'll pick you up at 10 And enrage you
You should be furious.
- Come on, sit down. - Yes, I think we should stop.
Now don't you dare eat any. You don't want to ruin your cute figure.
He's a great coach, a great actor. He's a great guy and...
I want you.
- Then, whose is it? - Mine.
- Brought you something. - You didn't have to.
Look, I'm not having an affair with that woman.
It's just that you're not threatening enough.
Of what?
- Violinist. - I didn't know he was that sick.
- The waiter will be just a minute. - George, how are you?
You should have seen Julie's face when she thought I was a lesbian.
- You wore this today? - I gotta set that before I go to bed.
In what sense?
- That's her. - Mr. Earl!
You played a tomato, and they went over schedule because you wouldn't sit.
He was playing during the thaw.
Thank you.
We're looking for someone younger.
Always.
Excuse me, is Terry Bishop here?
Wait! Cover your breasts. Kevin is downstairs! My God, what are you?
Les, the sweetest man in the world, asked me to marry him.
- Open this door. - The door was open.
Widen E. Pull three to 130.
I hate it here!
...she changed her name and contracted a disfiguring disease...
Thank you, John.
Surprise!
Here, come on. Will you eat some more now?
Did you give Melanie an overdose on purpose?
- Loan me $1000 till payday. - For what?
I think Dorothy's smarter than I am.
I said good day!!! LOL
...just because you're not that kind of girl.