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I did it my way. He bawled me out. I apologized. That was that.
Hi. What would you like?
Don't start. I'm a character actor. Age has no effect on me.
That... Well, I don't know.
And I'm proud of this hospital.
Perfect.
I've been an unemployed actor for 20 years!
- It's me. - No, it's me.
Never did believe in not getting down to it.
Yeah. No, wants to marry Dorothy.
- Oh, Jesus. - It's quite all right.
Mr. Carlysle, I'm a character actress. I can play it any way you want.
...and we've picked up three share points.
Give her a couple spoonfuls.
What's going on?
I want to take you to dinner. It's time we celebrated something.
I'm proud of being a woman, Dr. Brewster.
I don't know. It's your decision, but something about her bothers me.
- I think I'll put her down. - Good.
...wherever she saw injustice and inhumanity.
- Remember Injun Joe. - What's that?
I just can't see you anymore, you know?
I just have to feel like this...
They thought they saw this elk.
We're gonna lose everything!
Cattle prod?
Come on, Amy. Hello, Amy.
The one in the raincoat.
I could lay a big line on you, we could do lots of role-playing...
I was a stand-up tomato. A juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato!
I'd buy a ticket to that.
Listen, forgive me for rushing off. It was a wonderful dinner.
They've known each other for years.
I'm just afraid you'll burn in hell for this.
Tell them what?
You're wrong. I am very proud to be a woman.
Oh, well, my stars! So it is.
I can't blink for a week. Really.
What a thoughtless present to give a woman.
Especially since Julie and I are just girlfriends.
Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?
My secretary wants to be like Dorothy Michaels. I want to fire her.
- Careful coming up here. - It really is old, isn't it?
You should have seen Van Horn's face. He was so panicked...
- It's nice to meet you. - I feel I know you already.
Oh, please don't cry. Please don't cry.
Women with power, especially.
Well, I'm going to bed.
It's 2 a.m. Can't this wait?
Fine.
There's no way out. It's their option.
Good, good.
How can I tell her they cast a man instead of her? She'll be suicidal.
Were you ever famous?
...Just remember that once you choose it...
You're a complicated lady.
I did a thing about suicides of the American Indian.
Well, it was dark but, yes, I thought she was fat.
What do you mean?
You can't do it. You gotta make it work.
I think it's really sad...
- Oh, no, no, no... - Yeah.
...and it's not good for me. How many things can you say that about?
Get some therapy.
So it's a struggle, but you're struggling with yourself as well.
Michael.
Cow?
Thank you for liking me.
Sharing.
You know you've got to get those tubes stuck back up his nose.
...you cross to here and cry loudly, Nurse Charles! Are you insane?
I knew there was a reason she didn't like me!
- You also said no one would hire me. - And this'll make a difference?
Thank you, Gordon. I can't tell you all how moved I am.
Wait a minute.
- Hi. - Wait a minute...
Which one?
- the oldest daughter, the pretty, charming one, became pregnant...
I know what it's like to wait for the phone to ring!
- Give me your phone number. - I already did.
Missing you, Les.
So we have to retape 14, 15 and 16.
- Sorry. This is Michael... - Dorothy Michaels. Nice to meet you.
I can't make it. My roommate wants to work on the third act.
I told you to give me the pain yesterday.
Chocolates!
I'm having a rewrite done. Maybe we could have dinner.
...and figured, What the hell? Let's cook up Mrs. Greenwald!...
...or live this kind of lie.
See, if a woman wants me to seduce her...
So it'd be better for all of us if I tried to explain it to him.
- You haven't changed, Emily. - But I have, Medford.
- Learn your lines. - I'm excited!
Give me two...
Places, please. Stand by, tape is rolling.
I'm going to do this play with...
You know, I'm not really like the woman on the show.
You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I am...
All I do is buy things... I want to be a waitress.
Well, this is very embarrassing.
Sleep well.
For me, for Dorothy. Not exactly, but that kind of idea.
I'd just like you to come.
...because you're always yourself.
That I... That's a corncob.
Well, no, I wouldn't. But...
...to ruin my professional commitments.
To Michael Dorsey, who makes you remember what acting's all about!
...imagined that I would be the object of so much genuine affection.
- Fuck you. - Thank you.
Oh, no! Not live.