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My pleasure, Mr. Eyebrows.
I think she's talking to me. I think I can handle it.
- I'm serious! - Too serious.
Kiss her, David!
- We all have. - Hey, fellas.
Why don't you... ? You just shoot up there. I'll be here.
I like that.
Patient number 135, David Buznik...
No. No, I can't do that.
You're very welcome.
...working together as a team.
...so finally I just tell my boss:
You want to see some goo, I'll pull my ass out for you.
We're trying to have dinner. The walls are really thin.
Buddy's not such a bad guy.
...after our little fracas and explained that it was my fault?
Well, the hell with this I'm going home
I am calm. What is it with you people?
Could I maybe get that headset, please?
Stop it! Stop it!
My name is Pana Kamanana...
The Media Keeps Ignoring Me When...
My nipples!
Hi, Nancy.
I gave you the signal to say your gross pickup line actually worked.
We're a little busy right now.
It's just that I want to go on a fake date to get my girlfriend jealous...
Incidentally, nice move bringing the girls.
Are you okay?
Get out!
But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag...
Help me, brother.
I'm sorry.
You want to leave your friend and run off and chase some hot babe...
I said I'd have it by 3.
...and tell them I don't have an anger problem if you want.
What does this have to do with anger management?
Those are her keys to my apartment.
What are you laughing at?
Get what on? What are you doing here?
I'm not afraid. Dr. Rydell taught me not to be afraid of anybody.
You're kidding me. You're going to make me confront a monk.
I mean, I'm sorry. I just.... I want to answer your question.
Go get them, Mr. Johnson.
What are you saying?
Where’s the Tavares contract?!
Arnie....
Corey’s going crazy!
...I'm placing you in his intensive anger management program...
...strengthen our relationship.
- Anything else, Dr. B? - No thanks, Dan.
Sorry. I just heard you guys got cleaner seats than us.
...I think you gotta keep it on.
You know what else Dave finds particularly piquant?
- See what? - That guy. He just gave me a look.
- Thanks, Buddy. - Bye-bye.
Maybe Dave's not ready yet, Chuck. - You're not ready.
Linda?! Linda!
Oh, my.
We can hang out at my place until you get in touch with him.
Take care.
I'm sure that it's going to be over before you know it.
...and make sure that, as you work it along....
...and then I just blacked out.
Let's be perfectly clear about this.
She teaches poetry. Poetry teacher.
Nope.
He didn't give you a look.
...but....
I went from happy to angry,skipped sad. Now I feel like kicking her ass!
To be honest with you, it was a mix-up. I....
- Have a good flight. - Okay.
- Hey. - What the hell?
That's what was so hard to say to me?
Temporarily, yeah.
So how much of this thing was a setup?
That's my boy.
Rose.
Gina, can you stop sucking on Stacy's finger for one second?
- And how are the boys? - Fantastic.
- So he's laughing at you. - I'm not laughing at him.
Full contact.
You will. She'll be a very lucky lady.
And how does that make you feel, Lou?
What's your plan, ask her at a Yankee game?
...in your behavior.
Care to visit?
I bet he got a lot of snickers in the locker room.
You never saw it?
You see? I golf also. You should bring me sometime.
And take me home, you psychotic piece of wacko.
If I can't, I'll tear him apart with my bare hands.
Wait, don't I know you?
Just a second. Just one second, Dave.
It's good stuff.
I don't mean you people. I mean you people.
Dr. Rydell?
I feel pretty.....
I've done crazier stuff than that to win back a chick.
I will be uncharacteristically aggressively boring.
She's meeting the Andrew at Mort's on 86th Street now...
It's a wonderfully therapeutic tool.
"I'm going to ask her to marry me when I'm ready."
Of course not. I was a real cretin then.
Give them a 5 hour friends day!
Start the car!
Are you a homophobe, Dave?
We Have Managed To Locate Your Grade School B�Te Noire..."."
Grenada!
Goosfraba.
I'm from a little Bavarian village called Lickin Zee Dickin.
Goosfraba.
Then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up...
You know what we should do? Play Truth or Dare.
- I'm sure your audition will go well. - Thanks. I hope so.
I'm not telling you to elope with her. Just go over and flirt a little bit.
Wiretaps?
I love poetry.
What do you mean?
...and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised...
...that I was on when they had to turn the plane around?
Stop with the cupcake!
Dave, I think it's pivotal for you to confront your childhood nemesis.
I really thought my mother was having surgery.