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What? You're not fat.
...in a straitjacket.
Good job, Chuck. That was really good.
Dirty thirty!
Vietnam, huh?
Dave said, How does a guy who weighs over 600 pounds...
- Holy shit! - I said over easy!!
Is it cheating if you're passed around the cell block like a peace pipe?
Not Chuck. Give me Bobby Knight, or the porno girls.
Are you kidding me?
Why?
...who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?
We mustn't absorb and repress.
Who was that? Linda?
What is your position on breast implants?
The Talmud says: Wherever you look...
Explosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashier...
Let me ask you something.
Yes Nice
I believe that radical, round-the-clock therapy...
Welcome back, Mr. Buznik.
What office?
Grenada, man…
The flight attendant keeps ignoring me when...
He's yours.
I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave.
...of exploding in my pants.
Goosfraba.
I guess beating up stewardesses can get old after a while.
And I believe in us, Linda.
Let this man finish what he came here to say.
We'll be off to work. Now, by we'll, I assume you mean just me, right?
You really threw me some curves back there, kid.
After I got kicked out of the Army, I went through a real bad time:
...we have managed to locate your grade school b�te noire...
Smoldering beneath the rituals Of hope for familiarity
Just so you know, she really is having surgery.
- Come on, Dave. Join us. - Okay.
...but it's difficult for me to express myself...
...so I really only needed one of you guys.
Maybe I better get up to Boston...
A five-hour trip to find out Mommy had a jelly bean...
Confront him or you're going to prison!
Wasn't that sick? She looked like Olivia Newton-John...
I shouldn't really talk right now.
Take off your clothes.
I went out with this guy, and he wouldn't sleep with me.
Jeez, without Slippy-Flippies or angry masturbating? How is that possible?
Whatever. Someone else will marry my woman if you don't let me go.
… to work on TeleStaff…
I never expected it to go that way.
I'm wetting my Jockeys here.
Ma'am?
So why don't you back up an inch or two.
Maybe it's the way his pants fit him.
Very strong. Come on.
...at how much fun we can have.
Let the man back in.
Maybe we better get up to Vegas.. See what’s really going on up there
She tried to chocolate me to death.
...that I look like a porker.
...but I'll let you think about it while you spend one year in a state prison.
- David Buznik. - I just landed in St. Louis.
Miss? Excuse me, miss?
I could be. But, no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
...Arnie Shankman.
Friends?
Oh, yeah. For insurance purposes.
...by saying that her clothes had ghosts in them.
David! David! No, David!
There's a rage control technique I'd like to go over with you right now.
Confidence is the key to winning a young lady's attention.
No more pepperoni rolls
I
Well, we've all been there.
If I had lost my temper...
Goosfraba.
- Could I get a headset? - Certainly.
The magic of Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim's...
I've got a stress-reduction technique to show you.
Thank you.
Move your ass, dipshit!
You're jealous...
...when I am on the verge...
Yummy. Yummy.
I mean, I accidentally did that.
Now the situation is contained.
Your Honor, we're not even sure how blind this man really is.
Yeah.
You pulled my gym shorts down in front of Sara Plowman.
I feel like dancing. Dancing.
That will make me look nuts, Buddy, bringing a shrink to work...
...and finally shoots everyone in the store.
Check you gotta get home quick before a black wolf swallows my brain!!
Maybe I better get up to BeLLas.. See what’s really going on up there