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It's the one where you do your hair like me,
JIMMY: Oh, baby, is this my lucky day or what?
I can't keep stringing you both along like this, you know?
I don't have time to argue this,
men are all-important and women are nothing.
when they repossessed my farm.
All hail king man!
Wait, wait, wait.
"Mr. James, awards and honors given to"?
Oh, yeah, wow.
Uh, excuse me, sir?
Ow.
Oh, uh, thanks, I guess.
Remember I started wearing argyle leg warmers,
Look, I work here. My ID is on my desk,
Hey.
Hey, I think your temp's here.
I don't know. Let me check.
You think we should tell him
What charade?
Where did you get the silkworms?
Ba-da-bing, I'm right here with Mr. Shredder.
Ooh!
Anyways, in the comics, all they ever did was kiss,
So I've hired a temp for you, okay?
Are you all right?
I'll call right up, have you cleared in a jiffy.
I'll give you a quarter.
Yeah, but neither one of them ever liked Jughead.
but, you know, a policy is a policy, Matthew.
and my eclectic, some say daring, sense of style.
that it was against company policy
Shredding a heart.
and bagels, or...
into a design that I created myself,
of my personal files in there?
Come again?
No, you can't pick Dave. It ruins the experiment.