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...and you, Simon, you control a lot of Manhattan, well...
So we have dominion over five houses?
Osio...
-Okay. Well, okay. -Yeah?
at a wooden stake sale at the garden center.
Yep.
Wow!
-* Another moment that will never be * -* Oh *
And my master's
(horns playing)
SIMON: Yes, he just started rapping
Think of all the things that have happened.
that you are my...
ANNOUNCER: Better Things.
-It's growing human hair. -Exactly.
-and I feel bad. -I mean, I'm okay with it if...
Oh, I fucking knew this would happen.
I don't want water on my cape.
She was fine last night.
-You're standing in it. -Oh, is that what that is?
Yes, everyone knows that. Listen, Colin.
LASZLO: We have total dominion
My old boar.
Colby.
* 300 years livin' in New York, son *
I mean, he is called Simon The Devious.
Abbadon, watch. Are you watching?
Os-Oscillio...
the king of the Manhattan vampires.
"I've got no neighbors."
Oh, when was the last time we were all together?
The Empire State Building, I think.
-JUSTIN: It's Justin. -Yes, have a touch.
Guillermo...
-Y-You better go. -(Colby clears his throat)
(fingers snapping)
The bicentennial, 1976.
It's a bit shaky.
and just breathe in the sea air and seduce and kill sailors.
And I said, "NyQuil? Don't you mean DayQuil?
This hat is not cursed.
You don't look very familiar.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
Let's mingle until the others get here.