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Hello? I was picking up your daughter.
Let's go, chop-chop, pay the woman.
She never had the makings of a varsity principal.
Jerry's my fucking customer. For years now.
- This looks great. - Thank you.
You always were a lucky fuck.
I'm trimming a lawn.
Man came by and said he was gonna cut the lawns.
Make it a grand, for the pain and suffering.
Something I've been meaning to get straight.
It's like paradise. I eat like a Pharaoh and got my own room, cable TV.
Philly! Joey, look. Okay, okay, okay.
Good thing for me, then, that what you’re ready for don't mean oogatz to me!
She can't get up off the couch...
- It was very hurtful. - Tony, relax, it's not a big deal.
Maybe you let him keep Lorraine...
What are you asking him for? He never had the makings of. Varsity crane operator
- Believe you me. - Let's not get into that right now. Okay?
Got 16 stitches. You got 15 years.
Poor fucking jannies... vafangool!
Never enough body count for Lorraine.
- You don't know the eyes. - I know the eyes...
Lucky you know me.
Why does it gotta be something mean?
- Yeah? - So you give me a token.
Some friends of ours.
What's the matter?
You Gary?
Where's your car?
The Sopranos have two bosses.
And what do you do? You kick up to Little Carmine?
Get out. Go on. We're working here.
I lettered in football.
...even with your bum wing.
What are you doing?
Start with controlling your wife.
Some men in a Cadillac. He was mowing a lawn on Kimball Street.
Yeah, you got a fucking horseshoe up your ass, you.
...she said there's a situation in our family that's gotten out of hand...
It's frustrating, I know.
Eat your scones. I'll straighten it out.
...95.5, WPLJ in Brooklyn.
Trying to pawn this shit off on me?
And tomorrow morning, Earl Williams dies and makes a sucker out of us.
What the fuck you doing?
It's a TV program. A movie.
This fucking Johnny. He wouldn't even let the maggots get on Carmine...
Hey! Come down here!
- You never played college ball. - College?
The white-tailed prairie dog lives at higher elevations...
Did I tell you not to say that?
- He's an important man. - Why is he bitching to you about shit?
- Why am I on there? - Holy shit.
- Judy has brown eyes. - What's that? My trial?
What's this, the fuckin UN now?